Lawrence's game today.

Noel says he hopes someone goes away with a lot of money today, and he makes a load of panto-related puns.

Christmas Panto Specials twist:

The magic lamp in the studio will either make the player's wish come true, or the banker's wish come true. When the player gets to 5-box, they choose one of 3 doors in the lamp's smoke. 1 door has the banker's wish behind it, but 2 doors have the player's wish behind it. If the player's wish comes true, the player can either advance one box at a time after 5-box, win a holiday or choose a present from the Christmas tree. One present has a pair of the banker's pants in it and the other one has £5,000. If the banker gets his wish come true, then he'll look in the player's box.

Lawrence has box 7.

Noel says Lawrence has got some style and has good moves! Lawrence is from Enfield, and he forgets which county it's in. Lawrence is originally from Jamaica, and we get to see an old B&W pic of him with his wife on their wedding day in 1962, and she's in the audience today. He also shows a pic of his garden which means a lot to him, and Noel says we'll hear an extraordinary story about Lawrence later in the game.

Here we go...

Round 1

Lawrence has no system.

1 - Amy - £20,000

22 - James - 10p

11 - Angela - £100

16 - Ioannis - £100,000

17 - Jacques - 50p

Banker time

Noel tells the banker he's feeling Christmassy, and the banker says he's loving these shows so far. He says Lawrence makes a good King Rat, and he's more like a Rastamouse.

Banker's offer:

£7,000

Lawrence says that's a great offer, but he thinks he can do better than £7k.

Lawrence says

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

We're back

Round 2

Lawrence says for some time he was in a wheelchair due to an accident at work, and he and his wife went to Lourdes when there were lots of priests and the pope there. He says the pope reached to him and touched his head, and then a couple of weeks later, he started to get more mobile and didn't need his wheelchair any more. The banker rings and says "oh no he didn't"!

15 - Charlton - £5

14 - Mark - £15,000

20 - Amy-Jo - £50

Banker time

The banker refers to how Lawrence keeps getting people's names wrong, and asks if he's heard of Neil Edmonds! He then reveals that today is Noel's birthday, and he has a treat for Noel. The banker's panto horse Dobbin comes out and gives Noel a small slice of plastic cake!

Banker's offer:

£10,000

Noel says Lawrence wants to buy a car for his daughter, buy a new roof, and do a tour of the Caribbean. He says it rains in their bedroom and his wife wakes him up to tell him it's raining whenever it rains!

Lawrence says

NO DEAL

Round 3

2 - Peter - 1p

Noel says no other show on TV brings you a rat kissing a king!

19 - Shakeel - £1

Noel calls a break...

We're back

Last box before the Banker

4 - Baz - £5,000

Banker time

hello! my first game of DoND as a member, and it's looking like a good one so far, am currently wrapping xmas pressies while watching, very much hoping that lawrence spanks that banker! what a character!

The banker said the 1p kiss was like something out of a wildlife documentary!

Banker's offer:

£15,000

Lawrence says he thinks he could earn some more money with that board.

Lawrence says

NO DEAL

Round 4

6 - Margaret - £250,000

21 - Shakira - £1,000

18 - Laurie - £75,000

Banker time

The banker talks about Margaret's wand.

Banker's offer:

£3,000

Noel reminds Lawrence that he'll be rubbing the genie's lamp if he plays on now.

Lawrence says

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

what a shame, hope he's able to still get a good sum of money despite that terrible round

We're back

Round 5

9 - Zoe - £10,000

8 - Adam - £35,000

Noel says this is frightening now.

10 - Sarah - £250

Twist time