Brenda's game today.

Noel says the game is different every day as each player is totally different, and there are so many varying emotions. He says recently, the banker's the one who has been getting emotional as the players have been winning and not him.

Brenda has box 2.

Brenda is a retired hairdresser, and had done that since she was 15. We get to see a pic of her son when he was young, while he was holding her granddaughter. Brenda shows a pic of her granddaughter grown-up. We also get to see Brenda racing around a circuit in a go-kart, and she says she took up go-karting when she was 40! She took it very seriously and won trophies for her efforts. She has a little model house with her that her son made when he was young.

Brenda talks about the prank that Noel pulled on DLT when he worked on radio, and she has a list of people she'd like to say hello to, including Annette Curtain and Ann Tique.

Here we go...

Round 1

Brenda adopts the audience as her family for the show.

1 - Jade - £15,000

16 - Chris - £100

8 - Alphonso - £1

19 - Boniface - £75,000

17 - Boo - £250

Banker time

The banker says Noel and Brenda are the same age, and neither of them have a hint of grey! He thinks Brenda's been terrific on the wings and she's always been positive.

Banker's offer:

£9,000

Brenda says

NO DEAL

Obviously they think she's one of the happy gambling oldies given that she's been "positive on the wings" - that opening offer's almost dealable for a conservative player.

Noel calls a break......


We're back

Round 2

12 - Debbie - £1,000

5 - Andrew - £20,000

Brenda says Tony smells as he has wind! Candi then talks about how he threatened to fart near her and Brenda.

21 - Jacky - £250,000

Banker time

The banker reveals that when Jacky opened the £250k, Brenda said never mind, Jacky can leave it to her in her will!

Banker's offer:

£4,500

Brenda says

NO DEAL

Jacky continuing on her Role as the black widow. Looking like 17 box offer was already the top of her game.

Round 3

10 - Vinny - £50,000

Brenda asks if Noel wants a quickie, and Noel says it's pointless as there's only 1 box before the break.

13 - newbie Kirsty - £10

Noel calls a break...

Not changing the offer pattern for a quickie? Aww... at least they confirmed how structured the break pattern is

This board is falling apart...

Agree with you kp about the first offer being dealable. Think she put a bit of fear in Noel when she made the comment that people would deal at that! That slip of the Tongue could ironically hold her future offers lower than they would have been

We're back

Last box before the Banker

Noel says Brenda loves practical jokes, and once phoned an insurance company to insure her chest!

6 - Loz - £3,000

Banker time

The banker says Brenda is unlikely to get to the dizzy heights of money.

Banker's offer:

£3,000

Brenda says this is the opportunity of a lifetime and she's had tremendous fun.

Brenda says

NO DEAL

Round 4

Brenda gets her quickie!

4 - Rich - 50p

15 - Tony - £750

7 - Max - 10p

Banker time

If only rounds were always that quick...

Brenda's "funny" story. I suppose you'd really have had to be there.

Noel says he forgot how satisfying a quickie can be, and Brenda chokes on her tea! The banker says he wishes Brenda would choke some more!

Banker's offer:

£13,000