Em's game today.

Noel messes up the introduction and says he got it wrong! The titles roll anyway...

Noel talks about Andre's game yesterday and he compares the game to a bus ride again, and he tells everyone to remember that you sometimes have to admit defeat and accept a lower offer...

Em has box 7.

Noel asks if Em should be called "prawn" and she says that was the nickname her dance teacher gave to her! She's a personal support assistant to George, who is partially deaf and blind. She reveals he'd like to go on a sky-dive. We get to see a pic of Em's parents and sisters at a wedding, and another pic of her with her friends. She introduces us to her boyfriend who's in the audience.

Here we go...

Round 1

Noel tells Em to relax and ignore the millions who are watching.

1 - Jacky - £500

Jacky reveals she's starting her own show called "Wake or No Wake"

6 - Vinny - £100

4 - Cindi - £50,000

16 - Max - £1,000

18 - Charlotte - £35,000

Banker time

The banker says Em is one of the show's youngest mummies ever, and she reveals Tony is the daddy, and is technically her husband.

Banker's offer:

£4,250

Em says

NO DEAL


Noel calls a break...

Yesterday - bus analogy used with spin of "stopping too soon" - player turns down generous offer and crashes
Today - bus analogy used with explicit endorsement of dealing

We're back

Round 2

2 - Roman - £20,000

12 - Fred - £750

Noel gets Andy to do the joke of the day.

5 - Andy - £75,000

Banker time

Very strong block of bankers top 7. going to keep the offers pegged down.

The banker says this won't be Em's day, and everyone will end up crying, except one lone fat man.

Banker's offer:

£2,000

Em says she's still got a lot of blues to hit. Her boyfriend tells her to remain positive and hit the blues. The banker rings and says her boyfriend was picking his nose, and he says it's a habit!

Em says

NO DEAL

LOL @ £2k at 14-box with top two in play. Is this season 1 again? And how much better would it be if it was?

Round 3

The banker rings and says Em's boyfriend should pick the next box, as it'll be a bogey box.

Noel says newbie Alphonso is a professional singer, who joins rocker Barnaby, singer Tony, comedian Andy, and professional mourner Roman on the wings!

22 - newbie Alphonso - £100,000

"My word", says Noel.

Noel calls a break...

BREAK AT 12-BOX?! Sometimes I just hate Channel 4.

Well there's no danger of taking a lower offer now. This is going to the end or until Em stops chasing the £250k.

I think he's sort of justified putting out a joke offer with that strong board in his favour. Its academic now shes got a one box game. Even if she avoids the £250k the offers aren't going to top 10k until 5 box. Then once the the £250k is revealed Noel will recalibrate the game to a 'smile money' best case win.

We're back

Last 2 boxes before the Banker

Noel runs through some of Em's dreams, including getting a car.

8 - Candi - £10,000

9 - Jade - 10p

Banker time

Probably another joke offer??

The banker says he foresees disaster and will see more tears.

Banker's offer:

£900

Noel says Em's boyfriend picked his nose again, so he gets some handcuffs out for him to wear.

Em says

NO DEAL

at Noel's reaction at the boyfriend wanting to shake his hand.