Iain's game today.

Noel says that the secret of success on the show is to remain self-focused, but that doesn't mean to be focused on 'me, me, me', but the sort of focus that Sam had where she was focused and positive, but then Ade also got the maximum and wasn't positive at some point, so Noel now thinks he knows nothing!!

That must be the plainest shirt Noel's ever worn!

Iain has box 11 today.

Noel winds up Ian about his surname of Minto. Iain supplies janitorial supplies, and Noel asks him his best line, and Iain says that it is bog rolls! We get to see some of Iain's photos, and one if of Iain ironing on a surfboard in a swimming pool! He has his friend in the audience for support today.

Here we go...

Round 1

12 - £100 Newbie Macka

6 - £100,000 Olga

21 - 50p Seema

8 - £50 Danni

10 - £15,000 Poppy

Banker time

That lacks lusture says Noel. The Banker thinks that Poppy is drunk again after calling Noel Iain just now! The Banker says he was most pleased to see the £15,000 go in that round, as on Monday he was hoping Sam had the £15,000 but she didn't, and yesterday he was hoping Ade didn't have the £15,000, but he did.

Banker's offer:

£5,015

Iain says

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

We're back

Noel asks Iain the question again as he says that Iain cut him off before he could complete the question! Noel asks again, and again Iain says NO DEAL. Noel tells a story of how Iain drove a Morris Minor into a lamppost going 70mph backwards and on fire!!

Round 2

16 - £5,000 Jonny

Noel talks to Ted about how he lost his sight, and also about his guide dogs.

14 - £10,000 Stacey

4 - £3,000 Leroy

Banker time

Iain says that there is now a big gap on the right. Iain then talks about how he had his car accident. The Banker says that was an interesting round.

Banker's offer:

£10,000

Why is noel such a w***er*?

That round sets up the potential for big decisions at an early stage if the Banker has the willingness to allow them.

Iain says he wasn't expecting that. Noel runs through some of Ian's dreams, he wants a holiday, a boiler and also a pilots license

Iain says

NO DEAL

Round 3

17 - £5 Anthony

15 - £10 Karen

Noel calls another break....

We're back
Last box before the Banker

9 - £1,000 Gary

Banker time

Noel talks about when Iain fell off a rope swing and broke lots of bones, and another time when he was showing off to some girls walking across a rope and ended up falling off into some water. The Banker says this is now an interesting board.

Banker's offer:

£15,000

Noel turns to Iain's friend who thinks it is a fantastic offer and one to think about. Noel asks Iain about his mum who has a kidney disease and is on dialysis at the moment, he and his sister are having tests to see if they can donate either of their kidneys, and a good win today would help him take time off work should he be a suitable donor. Ted thinks that Iain has one more round.

Iain says

NO DEAL

Round 4

5 - £75,000 Annette

20 - 1p Hayley

7 - £500 Zoleika

Banker time

Noel says that this is the point where we start wondering where the first male quarter millionaire is.

Banker's offer:

£20,000

Iain's friend thinks it is another fantastic offer, but this time losing anything on the right of the board can be fatal. The Banker calls and says that with this situation of 4 v 4 you tend to take 2 of one colour and 1 of the other, and depending on which way that goes it can be fatal, and it's a coin flip now. Iain says that the offer is close to what he needs, but it's not quite there.

Iain says

NO DEAL

Noel calls another break....