Abbey's game today.

Noel does his spaghetti western intro again, and he gets excited about what the props in the corner of the studio are about, as we didn't find out yesterday thanks to Wilf who dealt early.

I'm watching this one. The special effects don't seem to be as OTT as usual and it seems quite well done.

I have a feeling it's going to go the same way as it usually does for the hot girls

Abbey has box 2.

Abbey is a fine art student, and she explains her course focusses on the history and origins of art. She says she's done an abstract painting for Noel, and Greg brings it out. Noel wonders if he's holding it the right way up, and Abbey explains it's art. We get to see a pic of Abbey in a spectacle wearing competition, and a pic of all her family at a christening.

Here we go...

Round 1

18 - Kerry - £250

11 - Carole - £50

15 - Lucy - £100,000

20 - Elaine - 50p

10 - Kerry-Anne - £1

Banker time

The banker says he likes the picture that Abbey did. He says his grandfather met Van Gogh and offered to buy him a pint, but he said "No it's ok, I've got one 'ere".

Banker's offer:

£6,000

She seemed genuinely excited at that £6k... I'm not saying players should neccesarily be poker faced but you should try and at least be a little bit...

Abbey says she and her boyfriend want to move in together, and they'd like money to be able to do that.

Abbey says

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

We're back

Round 2

1 - Michael - £50,000

3 - ??????? - £3,000

Abbey puts her glasses on, and Noel puts his fake nose glasses on.

6 - George - £75,000

Banker time

The banker says he can't make big offers as the £250k is very exposed.

Banker's offer:

£4,000

A bad round but £4k is obviously insultingly low.

The banker rings back and says the audience are a bunch of rotten cacti, as they didn't applaud the last offer! Abbey tells the audience off, which the banker likes, so he increases the offer.

NEW OFFER

Banker's offer:

£5,000

Abbey says

NO DEAL

Round 3

14 - Suzanne - £250,000

4 - Toby - £5,000

Noel calls a break...

Banker, it's obvious why they didn't applaud £4,000. It's RUBBISH!

But oh dear, this is a very unlucky game Abbey is having.

We're back

Last box before the Banker

Noel says Abbey and her boyfriend have been telling each other that they love each other, during the break.

8 - Yvonne - £20,000

Banker time

Interesting idea for the twist. Ultimately boils down to what we've had before but the luck vs skill angle with a consequence for failure on the skill is new to my knowledge.

The banker says at 5-box, Abbey can chose between the Indians and the smoke signals or the cowboys and tin-can alley.

The Indians have three puffs of smoke - 2 have smoke behind them, 1 has fire. If she finds fire, she wins a holiday AND she can go forward one box at a time. There is no downside.

The cowboys have three tins of beans. Abbey would have to stand on the sheriff's star, and she gets three goes to get any one of the tins in the mouth. If she succeeds, she gets a holiday AND one box at a time, BUT if she misses all three, the banker looks in her box.

Banker's offer:

£1,000

Round 4

17 - Dean - £750

21 - Stacey - £1,000

9 - Becks - £10,000

Banker time