27/03 Sam

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Sam's game today.

Noel has been delving into the contestant's files again. He goes over to Dave and says he once did some nude photography, Becky is an armchair TV critic, and Newbie Helen has been the voice of naughty telephone chat lines.

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Sam has box 13 today.

Sam is a graphic designer from London. He has a back scratcher and explains a little about it and how he managed to get a job out of it. We see a family picture, and another of his pet hamster but Noel isn't sure which way up the photo goes, Sam explains how his housemate gave an ultimatum about the hamster and his mum had to look after the hamster. He has his mum and dad in the audience for support today. Sam shows another photoshopped picture of him hosting the show, which Noel then throws away :lol:

Here we go....

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Round 1

22 - £35,000 Newbie Helen

11 - 50p Bev

5 - £1,000 Dave

7 - £500 Jefferson

21 - £750 Hilde

Banker time

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

You have a hole where you want to have a hole, in the blue side says Noel. The Banker has some banter with Hilde and offers her 5 minutes out the back! :shock:

The Banker feels the love today, and Hilde might have turned the Banker.

Banker's offer:

£10,000

And a turkey... :roll:

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Sam says he needs to talk to Paul, and Paul says DO IT... Noel asks if we are about to make deal history and have a deal in the first round....

Noel calls a break...

Oh, another way to keep the show fresh... :roll:

If he deals now, the TV goes off (not really

). Also, what the hell are they playing at with a break at 17-BOX?!

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

We're back

Noel says that Sam has given every indication he is dealing now and creating history!

Sam says

NO DEAL

It's as likely as a rocking horse doing a poo that someone will deal at the first offer...

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Round 2

14 - £3,000 Vera

16 - £50,000 Becky

3 - £5,000 Will

Banker time

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Noel asks Sam what he thinks of that, and Sam thinks it could be worse.

Banker's offer:

£8,000

Well, I suppose he had to go down... :roll:

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Sam says he kind of wants to cry inside as this is all brilliant.

Sam says

NO DEAL

Is it just me, or did Mark Olver look a bit like he needed to go to the bathroom there?

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Round 3

There is a load bang from behind the set, and the Banker calls and says that was Mark Olver falling off his chair! :lol:

4 - £250 Tom

Jack next and Sam says he is like a walking radiator as he is always so hot. Sam takes Noel over to see how hot he is!

17 - £20,000 Jack

Noel calls another break...

Oh, here we go again... :roll:

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

We're back
Last box before the Banker

18 - £10,000 Jim

Banker time

Uh-oh...

He said he feels there's an all-blue round in this game - well, he might want the next round to be just that...

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Jack interrupts and says that box 9 has had low numbers for quite a while, and Noel asks why that is important now as they are awaiting the Banker.

The Banker says he is crying inside now, and Sam will hit all the big numbers in the next round

Banker's offer:

£3,000

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27/03 Sam

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