Tiffany's game today.

Noel gives a pinch and a punch for the 1st day of the new month. Noel says he wouldn't want to play today, as ever since Darrel walked away with nothing, the banker's been awesome.

Tiffany has box 5.

Noel says Tiffany was 6ft tall at the age of 12, and is even taller now! She's a manager of a clothes shop and she says she loves her job. Tiffany shows a pic of her with her late granddad, underneath a blossoming tree that she persuaded him to shake so it was like it was snowing! She also shows a photo of her boyfriend dressed as Noel with a red box 22. He's in the audience today and Noel has a brief chat with him, and Tiffany reveals his nickname is Stingray as he has a nose like a stingray! She also has her parents in the audience.

Here we go...

Round 1

Tiffany also has a small butterfly ornament with her, which she found on the ground when she was sitting on a park bench one evening.

Tiffany says she was talking about the different colours people wear, and she talks about the colours of the rainbow, and starts with Franca as she's wearing yellow.

16 - Franca - £50

15 - Danielle - £1

2 - Archie - £10

7 - Jefferson - £35,000

12 - Lee - £10,000

Banker time

Tiffany answers the phone, and the banker says she looks like a fairytale character, and Noel is one of the seven dwarves.

Banker's offer:

£7,000

Tiffany says

NO DEAL


Noel calls a break...

Why is everyone applauding £7,000? Can't they see how low that is?
Peter took out £20K and £50K and he was offered £15,000. What the heck?!

We're back

Round 2

14 - Tiffany - £5

Noel says this is shaping up well.

20 - Kim - £1,000

9 - Andre - £250

Banker time

Tiffany answers the phone to the banker while Noel chats to Andre about his box, and Tiffany says the banker doesn't care what Noel's saying to Andre!

Banker's offer:

£11,500

Meh offer.

Noel wonders if this is the first game where he won't speak to the banker! The banker rings back and says Noel isn't needed any more, and he tells Noel to sling his hook.

Tiffany says

NO DEAL

Round 3

Tiffany says often you don't realise what some of the contestants have been through, and says how a lot of them are so deserving. Noel says Crystal is currently fighting cancer, and Crystal says she has recently been told she's in remission. Noel thanks Crystal for having the courage to come on the show.

Tiffany says a ladybird recently landed on her head, and it had 17 spots on it, and she says the next day the same ladybird landed on her, and it landed near her again today! She wonders whether 17 is meaningful, so she leaves it for now.

10 - Olivia - £15,000

18 - Fran - £500

Noel calls a break...

We're back

Last box before the Banker

8 - Crystal - £5,000

Banker time

Noel says one of Tiffany's dream is to get her own landline! The banker says it should be put to the vote whether or not Noel should stay! All of the audience want him to stay so Noel answers the phone and speaks to the banker.

Banker's offer:

£17,500

This game is too padded for my liking.

There's at least one round in this. Come on statisticicicians, back me up, there's a 1 in 330 chance of the disaster round!

Her voice sounds like that Miranda.

Tiffany remarks on what a large sum of money that is and gets some advice from the wings, who tell her she has some good red fallbacks on the board. She goes on to declare her fear of pineapples, and particularly how someone could rub one against her.

Tiffany says

NO DEAL

Round 4

1 - Paul - £3,000

4 - Stephen - £50,000

Tiffany says that could've been a lot worse, and Noel agrees.

6 - Ellen - £100

Banker time

The banker says if Tiffany doesn't deal, he'll get the pineapples out! Noel looks in the cupboards under the pound table, and there are pineapples in there! He says this is interesting as she has the top 3 AND the bottom 3...

Banker's offer:

£21,000

A hit but not disastrous...£21,000 is perfectly dealable here given the dire volatility of the board here...but with technically four big numbers I would gamble here...just!