James1978 wrote:
What I'd really love to see if after someone's been really unlucky like that and the banker starts laughing at them, for them to grab the phone off Noel and shout obscenities down it - I think I'd want to if that happened to me, it would be priceless entertainment.
“You’ve actually won nothing, sorry about that.”
“%^&%^%$^%$^!”
*Banker rings back laughing uncontrollably*
*Contestant kicks pound table and smashes the box through Noel’s head in the heat of the moment*
"Erm, security!"
“GIVE ME THAT BLOODY PHONE!”
*Snatches phone*
“NOW YOU LISTEN HERE YOU ^&%^&$%^£$%$^%^ I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT YOU ^(^(&*^&^**&&*^ YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY DO YOU?! YOU (&(*(&(&((*((^**** BEEP BEEP BEEP!”
*Throws phone to the floor, jumps up and down on it whilst swearing*
*Wipes sweat from brow*
“Ah dear. I feel so much better. Well thanks for having me!”
“Er, well that’s all we’ve got time for today! Bye!”
*Awkwardness*
*Credits go up*