04/02 Tomas

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Tomas' game today.

Noel welcomes to a week of relentless misfortune, but he says that they have also been entertaining as there have been some great characters, he runs through the games played so far. He tells everyone that it hasn't been down to the Banker, but just bad luck with the boxes.

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Tomas has box 17 today.

Noel thinks it will be one of those games today with Tomas. Tomas introduces all his family that are in the audience for support today, and Noel asks what the large rubber fake hands are that Tomas has with him, and Tomas says that when he spanks the Banker he wants him to enjoy it :lol:

Tomas shows a picture of a horse he painted and says that it's not very good as it is actually a portrait of a neighbour :lol:

Tomas has a photo of his money tree at home that blossomed for the first time in 15 years, and he has the fruits with him today. Tomas talks about his painting and also the books he has written, he has written 3 so far and is now on his 4th. Tomas says he has an idea for his 5th book now since he has been on the wings, but Noel reveals he has read a bit about this book and it involves a blow-up doll!

Here we go...

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Round 1

Tomas says a chap came up to him today and said he would be playing today, and offered him a twig that would only point to blues, and Tomas says he bought it off him for £25!! The twig points to Carol with box 4 first!

4 - £5 Carol

16 - £10 Sophie

Noel says if this next box is blue he will buy the twig from Tomas :lol:

2 - £3,000 Shaun

Tomas throws his twig away!

20 - £1,000 Phoenix

18 - £35,000 Stu

Banker time

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This should be interesting now with the Banker says Noel. The Banker says it is nice to see Tomas again after selling him the twig, but he was a little worried about the twig after the first 2 boxes.

Banker's offer:

£9,000

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Tomas asks if he could add £25 to that :lol:

Tomas says

NO DEAL

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Noel calls a break...

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Noel calls a break...

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What a lovely man, i hope he wins big today x

Jules101 wrote:

What a lovely man, i hope he wins big today x

I echo that - he's a fantastic character.

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We're back

Noel asks Tomas about his skills with hypnosis, and Tomas says he trained as a stage hypnotist, and did a few gigs, and also one for the troops in the Falklands, and talks about how he wanted an assistant so went along to a private shop and bought a blow-up doll! He says he took the doll home and then dressed it in his wife's clothes! He took the doll to the Falklands, but it was kidnapped before he got onto stage, and he wants to go back and see how she is getting on as she will be about 38 now and he wants to see how she has been making a living :lol:

Round 2

11 - £250,000

Darrel

15 - £1 Leanne

1 - £10,000 Adam

Banker time

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Noel asks if Tomas is always this happy, and Tomas says he tries to be although his wife might not think so! The Banker says he also has a story about a blow-up doll in his university days!

Banker's offer:

£3,000

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Tomas says

NO DEAL

I think they should forget opening the boxes, write Tomas a cheque for £26,000 or something, and just let him tell stories for the rest of the show. :lol:

I loved the joke from the banker, which I've found a variation of via Google search. :lol:

Quote:

Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail..... When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men.

So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business.

After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking.

The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned... how was it for you?"

The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch."

The first man asked, "How's that?" "Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled on her bum.....she farted and flew out the window!"

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Round 3

22 - £50,000 Dolly

3 - £500 Newbie Dom

Noel calls another break...

£250,000 in the second round AGAIN?! :shock:

How many times has that happened this week? 4?

I appreciate some entertainment in DOND but my goodness, that story dragged on FOREVER. I was falling asleep.

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We're back
Last box before the Banker

Tomas is now going to crack his nuts! He gets the fruits from his money tree and gets Noel to crack one to see what is inside. Noel cracks the nut and finds a £5 note inside! Tomas gives Noel another one, and this time it has £10 inside! Tomas gives Noel another one, and it has an IOU for £20 inside :lol:

Tomas has one more nut that he is going to keep to the end.

8 - £100 Kitty

Banker time

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I loved it and am loving this game just wish he would get more blues out the way xx

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The Banker says he is very interested in Tomas' nuts!

Banker's offer:

£7,500

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Tomas says

NO DEAL

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Round 4

5 - £15,000 Charlotte

21 - £250 Ade

13 - £20,000 Ron

Banker time

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