Zowie's game today.

Noel says Claire suffered a double whammy yesterday, as the 1p remained to the end and she also told the banker what her target was.

Had the £100k yesterday. Hopefully a much better game than yesterday.

Zowie has box 9.

Noel talks to Zowie about her baby which is due soon, and she says it's a boy. She is a special needs escort and explains that she works with her mother-in-law and she loves the job as she loves children. She has her boyfriend in the audience. We get to see some pics of her family, and she points out who's who on the photos.

Here we go...

Round 1

6 - Dale - £10,000

Ade next and Noel asks him about his fishing tackle!

17 - Ade - 50p

11 - Andy - £10

10 - Shaun - £50

19 - Darrel - 1p

Banker time

The banker says it'd be exciting if Zowie gave birth on the show.

Banker's offer:

£9,250

Zowie says that's fabulous and her boyfriend says it's great.

Zowie says

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break

We're back

Round 2

Noel asks Zowie what 1521 and 33 mean to her. He says Zowie is player # 1,521 and there are 33 members in the 1p club but she's got rid of the 1p.

12 - Sophie - £250

14 - IJ - 10p

5 - Charlotte - £100,000

Banker time

Noel says that's bad as the banker loves it when the big money goes at the end of the round. The banker says he's picked up on signs that Zowie is very excited!

Banker's offer:

£7,500

Zowie says

NO DEAL

Round 3

8 - Karl - £100

13 - Stu - £1

Noel gets Zowie to call a break and she reads a little poem!

wow. thats a great looking board. A small chance of going home with £5 and since the next lowest amount is £500 thats a great comfort factor to go much further in the game. Im also sensing a lot more optimism from Noel than yesterday!

This board reminds me of Nick who played before Lance and got a huge OPW - Zowie won't be getting anything like his offers though (think he had the record 11-box offer at one point and he'd lost £100k!).

Second break already? But it was only 4:18.
Two breaks in 23 minutes. Really Channel 4, absolutely ridiculous.

Oh, and £7,500? Rubbish offer!

We're back

Last box before the Banker

Noel says this is a lovely game. Zowie says she's planning to get married to her boyfriend in Las Vegas.

16 - Sherilyn - £50,000

Banker time

More rubbish offers and those extra minutes are going to be dragged out with dramatic big-money live play...

The banker says he's contemplating offering Zowie £35,000 with the proviso that he gets to legally name the baby! He makes a suggestion of "Baron Von Stupid Baby".

Banker's offer:

£12,000

Zowie says

NO DEAL

Round 4

15 - Georgina - £20,000

18 - Leanne - £75,000

1 - Ron - £35,000

Banker time

The banker says even he can recognise that the last round wasn't great, and it's now all or nothing, with a 50:50 chance of losing the £250k in the next round.

Banker's offer:

£8,000