Fred's game today.

Noel talks about Brenda in the Post Office again, and she wonders how Noel manages to do a different introduction each show. He says each morning at 8:30, he has a meeting with all the producers and editors to discuss what's happening at the start of each show.

Fred has box 3.

Fred is from Suffolk, and he talks about how he has connections with the Australian army, and became a cook out there. We get to see an old pic of Fred when he was decorating a cake, and a pic of his wife. Fred also shows a pic of a litter of pigs that they had.

Here we go...

Round 1

Fred says the other contestants have been his family over the last couple of weeks.

2 - Phyli - £5,000

Noel triggers a giggling fit in Phyli.

11 - John - £100,000

Debbie now, and she says she's getting sweaty as Noel's complimenting her, and she says she can fight with Shelia in the audience.

20 - Debbie - £750

21 - Danielle - £10

16 - Maz - £35,000

Banker time

The banker says this show is like an Australian Open University show.

Banker's offer:

£4,750 + Sheila gets Noel's phone number

Fred says

NO DEAL

Round 2

22 - Jay - £50

13 - Jen - £500

Noel gets Fred to call a break...

Just tuned into this game, all blue round would be great

We're back

Last box before the Banker

Noel says Fred has a real Aussie twang, and he says he went out there with a Berkshire accent.

14 - AJ - £50,000

Banker time

The banker says he's not happy with the audience, as they laughed when Fred said his heating needs fixing.

Banker's offer:

£6,000

Fred says he wants 2 funerals so he can come back if he doesn't like the first one!

Fred says

NO DEAL

Sting in the tail

Round 3

5 - Betty - 1p

Betty says her nose got tickled by Fred's beard when she kissed him.

4 - Darren - £100

8 - Ant - £15,000

Banker time

Noel says that's a good offer and Fred says he feels there's another round in it.

Fred says

NO DEAL

Round 4

18 - Jamie - £5

Marilyn now, and Noel gets her to tell us about herself.

12 - Marilyn - £1,000

Noel calls a break.

Looking good now

We're back

Last box before the Banker

Fred does an impression of a train and a car horn...

7 - Toyin - £10,000

Banker time

The banker says Fred's on thin ice with this board

Banker's offer:

£13,000

Fred says that won't cover all the dreams he has, and Noel says it's a tricky one. Fred says the way his luck's been, he's wondering if it's best to pull the plug and deal

Fred says

DEAL

Round 5 (proveout)

10 - Brian - 10p

Fred says he thinks Alexandra has the £250,000, so Noel tells him to leave her for now.

15 - Detrix - £1

The banker phones and says he would've called here to say that if Fred completes the perfect round, the next offer would've been over £30,000.

6 - Ashley - £250,000

Banker time