Ten days to the birthday. Wonder how many of the players will be male. Wonder how many will be goaded into decisions that are not their own.
Kiran's the first, and he's apparently unable to multi-task. Right, so that means that you have an inability to listen to Noel while concentrating on your game, then?
£50,000 was nasty; four blues, even high blues, more than compensate. Ten grand, not bad. Oh, there goes the jackpot. Ah well, at least we should be free of the worst of Noel today. Second offer, fair drop? Well, it's not a big deal, in any sense.
Jonathan steps up to be a willing victim, and almost spoils a super round. Three of the Power 5 excluding £250k at this stage is an average board with good stability, and £13,000 is a big leap upwards, arguably dealable, certainly worthy of more time than the edit appears to have implied.
A target is implied, before yet another round with one and only one sizable hit. Unfortunately, once again, it's the highest amount on the board. Four five-figure reds at eight-box is never bad, though, especially when one is £75,000; it's not a dangerous game at all, and the Banker knows it. Bryan is right to advise playing on here, Darren wrong to say this board will take a decisive turn here with 'no in-betweens'.
Oh, OK, he's only gone and pulled off the 1-in-56 chance of an all-blue round! The crucial thing here is that there's only one orange in those five, even if it does happen to be the £1,000; at worst, we're going back to the £5k at 14-box. The offer is perfectly pitched in my opinion, and instinctively, I reckon I'd just about take it. Neither decision is wrong; playing on based on 'feeling confident' might be.
Have we ever had that before, the best possible round 5 followed by the worst possible round 6? Statistically, it should have happened at least twice before, as it's a 1 in 560 chance... oh, OK, four grand, I'd play on there, and so does Kiran, and it pays off. What a bizarre way to get an average result.