Connor is too young to join the forum, let alone play the game, but that's a very interesting idea. I can see myself doing similar at age 12.
On a day where the Government declared war on welfare claimants, today's contestant is a whistleblower.

More relevantly, he has a family story that reminds us all of just how quickly anyone can become disabled, and I will leave you to interpret the politics to taste. We're here for the game.
Have we seen the yellow and red cards since h2005's memorable Finders Keepers minigame within his episode?
Good bit of comedy relating to Pat's box-opening technique, lightening up a somewhat dodgy opening round. Crikey, that's almost dealable. Almost.
Is that the first time the phone has ever been used to contact a viewer? If only this show was live, they could have done a proper 'play Deal or No Deal at home' phone-in competition that way... anyway, improved second round, after a striking first offer, and... it still goes up, by just about enough to not look wrong.
Ten grand goes. Do we really need two low blues now, Noel? Surely that's not what you want, it might mean a third-offer Deal.

Top irony with the next box being £750; fifty grand, now that is a worry on this board, top two completely exposed, and ten grand is a genuine decision on this board. I fancy quite a few more people would take this but for the stigma of doing so. Excellent balanced advice from Bryan, though I might have emphasised the high probability of this being a one-box game at eight-box.
Oh god, he says he's here for the big money. Well with the round survived, we're about to see if he is as aggressive as that implies. The offer only goes up five grand, and he takes it. No, he wasn't, and frankly he should have gone last time (and yes, I know he'd have won £5,000 less if he had, but it's pretty irrational play to stop there after playing on at eight-box).
Having said that, the fact that the Banker promised to lowball the offer on a one-box game makes that slightly more justifiable (though I'd still have played on). It also means that the Banker has removed the opportunity for a proveout lie on a £250k-and-rubbish five-box.
Which, of course, we duly get. When was the last honest proveout offer with sizable money intact, anyway? I genuinely can't think of a recent one.
Well that's one way to secure the OPW. Shut me up.