Barry's game today.

Noel says we're getting closer to the show's 5th birthday, and he says he wants a male quarter-millionaire before that milestone. Noel asks the men in the west wing what qualities they have to win the jackpot...

Barry has box 16.

Barry is a retired electrician, and Noel says he knows nothing about him, so he says he went into National Service for just 10 days as he was rejected due to flat feet! Barry shows a pic of his wife and another pic of his family, when they all dressed up last Christmas. Barry has a loop of string with a ring on, and he says it's part of a game he plays with his family, where you have to guess who has the ring.

Here we go...

Round 1

Barry says he's starting with the ones he fancies the most.

9 - Lois - 10p

6 - newbie Gina - 50p

19 - Ammarah - £250

17 - Jim - £35,000

Barry chooses Howie, and the banker phones and asks Barry to come up with the challenge for Howie. Barry says if Howie opens a blue, the banker should give him £200, and the banker agrees!

8 - Howie - £1,000

Banker time

The banker says "tough luck Howie". He says Barry reminds him of the grandad of the Chuckle Brothers.

Banker's offer:

£11,000

Barry says he's pleased with that.

Barry says

NO DEAL

Round 2

2 - Erica - £5

10 - Ashlea - £50

Noel gets Barry to call a break...

We're back

Last box before the Banker

4 - Therese - £15,000

Banker time

The banker says Barry's working his magic on all of the ladies...

Banker's offer:

£13,500

Barry says 10 years ago, he'd have been quiet as a mouse but he can get away with murder now at his age.

Barry says

NO DEAL

Round 3

12 - Bharti - £10

1 - Marley - £75,000

5 - Anji - £1

Banker time

Noel wonders why Barry picked Marley as it's the girls who are bringing him the blues! The banker says it's strange how the ladies are doing it for Barry.

Banker's offer:

£15,000

Strong looking board.

£15,000 is very close...

I'm probably just about no dealing though and pushing one more round.

Noel asks what Barry would do with the money, and Barry says he'd like to take his family on a big holiday. The banker phones back and talks to Barry. Barry tells the banker that £50,000 would do the trick, and then the banker hangs up.

Barry says

NO DEAL

Round 4

Barry says the banker said a woman has the £250,000, but he's going to ignore him and do what he wants!!

11 - Angela - £100

7 - Annie - £100,000

Noel says that's the first lady to have mega-money, and he calls a break...

We're back

Last box before the Banker

15 - Alex - £750

Banker time

Despite the £100,000 going the average has gone up. Board is a bit top heavy, but the lack of blues gives it a certain amount of stability. ~£20,000 would make me walk, though I don't really expect to be offered it.

Noel rubs it in to the banker that he was wrong about a woman having the £250,000, as all the women have opened their boxes and it's still on the board.

Banker's offer:

£21,000

£21,000 is me done.

Unless you're financially well off I think that has to be taken.

Barry quickly says he's ready for the question, and the banker phones back and warns Barry that the light that's currently switched on could be switched off if the boxes go wrong!

Barry says

NO DEAL

The cuddle brothers are doing my head in - they are so OTT