Raff's game today.

Noel says a rollercoaster is an amazing analogy for the show, and he talks about the ups and downs so far this week.

Raff has box 12.

Raff is a postman. He shows us a pic of him with his darts team, and a pic of him with his wife. Raff has no-one in the audience today so the pilgrims will support him!

Quick intro today...

Here we go...

Quick intro. Player has no family members present and is calling on the support of the audience.

Back in 35 minutes for the two-box decision. This has 'play to the end' written all over it in 96pt Eurostile.

Round 1

15 - Zaid - £15,000

Ray now and he talks about his feet! So Noel gets him to walk on to the walk of wealth, and we see that he has one shoe with red on it and one with blue on it!

18 - Ray - £500

Brendan now, and he says he wore his top today for a dare.

4 - Brendan - £10,000

13 - newbie Zanna - £75,000

2 - Caroline - £10

Banker time

The banker calls, hangs up, and phones back! He says he did that because postmen always ring twice. He gives some fashion advice to Brendan and tells a woman who sneezed in the audience to get a swine flu jab. He says Raff's advice on the wings has always been practical.

Banker's offer:

£9,250

Noel says that's fantastic considering the damage and Raff says it's good.

Raff says NO DEAL

Round 2

Noel says the banker knows he can't get Raff cheaply.

1 - Davinia - £1,000

Raff says it's one more box before the break, then he says he knows what he's doing as he's done 25 shows, but Noel says his cue card says 24! The banker phones back and says Raff can be in charge then, so Noel gets him to organise the cameras. Raff then instructs the camera man about what sort of shot he wants!!

6 - Glen - 50p

Raff gets the camera man to walk to the top of the audience, and he says he wants to do Noel's intro to the show. Raff organises everything including the lights and the cameras and does Noel's introduction to the show.

We then go into the break...

That was the funniest bit of DoND I have seen in ages!

We're back

Last box before the Banker

Noel tells Raff to stick to being a postman!

14 - Kelly - £35,000

Banker time

The banker says Raff was brilliant at doing Noel's job.

Banker's offer:

£11,500

OK, that's what the intro was making way for. Right. Good job I checked. Top comedy.

Let's see how much he is in control of the game he is later on...

Raff says that's fantastic offer and could do a lot for them. He asks Tom and Adam for advice, and they say there's more in it.

Raff says NO DEAL

Round 3

9 - Jonny - £3,000

20 - Emily - 1p

Emily comes on to the walk of wealth to give Raff the 1p kiss.

Tom now, and he says he really cares about the game and doesn't want it to be a big red.

5 - Tom - £100,000

Banker time

The banker says that's what friends are for, and says "nice work Tom".

Banker's offer:

£10,000

Raff talks about how there are lots of blues on the board and talks about the worst case scenario if he has a bad round. Raff stands in his wing position and has a look at the board, and he says he's going for it.

Raff says NO DEAL

Round 4

21 - Sal - £20,000

Raff speaks to his box and asks if £250k is in there.

8 - Mo - 10p

Noel calls a break.

Two-box game at the second break with a big gap between even those two, to the point that I might call it a one-box game. Precarious.

This is either going to be a big crash, or an 8 box deal

We're back

Last box before the Banker

Noel says this box will give us the shape of the game

19 - Ciara - £5

Banker time

The banker says the board is virtually identical to the board at the same point yesterday.

Banker's offer:

£14,000