Michelle's game today.

Noel says how the pilgrims come from a long way, and he thinks today's game will build on Sharna's yesterday. He says she made a mistake as she could've had £20k, but knew when to stop.

Michelle has box 1.

Michelle is a mobile hairdresser and she says Noel's hair is pretty good! She's a fan of bingo, and once found £10 whilst walking to a chip shop! She went to bingo and put the money on, and she won £1,000... She shows a pic of her 2 daughters, and another pic of her parents.

Here we go...

Here's hoping this is a Spanking

Michelle's husband is in the audience today... she says her box 1 is her birthday

Michelle is leaving a few numbers.

2 - Nicholas - £1,000

Lillian now, and Noel says there was an incident where Lillian and Bessie ended up in a naughty shop!

4 - Lillian - £35,000

Elaine now, and Noel asks her to pull various silly faces

12 - Elaine - £10,000

8 - David - £1

17 - Sarah - 10p

Banker time

Okay start

The banker says he has his head polished as he has no hair... he says there were some biggies in that round, and Noel says no, there was ONE biggie!

Banker's offer:

£7,850

Michelle says that's excellent.

Michelle says NO DEAL

Owain now, and Noel makes fun of the colours he wears. He then picks on Cal, and says he'll give them £5 to buy some new clothes!

14 - Owain - £50

Noel then says he'll accompany Owain and Cal on their clothes trip, and he then picks on Dan's clothing

10 - Bessie - 50p

Noel gets Michelle to call a break

All blue round after the break, were hoping

We're back

Noel notices Michelle's cue card says "husband Ray" and "husband Andre"! Michelle explains his real name is actually Andre, and Noel makes fun of his Birmingham accent. He then has a go at him for not mending a hole back at their house!

3 - Aurora - £100

Banker time

Noel says he can see Ray's hole being filled.

Banker's offer:

£11,500

Michelle says NO DEAL

15 - Dan - £50,000

11 - Carol - £250,000

13 - Roy - £75,000

Banker time

Noel says the shape of the game has suddenly changed. The banker finds that hilarious... he comments on Carol's reaction to opening the £250k, and says how she's wrecked Michelle's life!

Banker's offer:

£1,000

Michelle says that's fair enough after that round... her husband says we need more than that to fill their hole

Michelle says NO DEAL

ARGH!

Nooo!

Marie now, and Noel talks about her reputation for having big values...

5 - Marie - £750

18 - Gary - £500

9 - Kate - Noel calls a break

Another chance for an all blue round is possible

argh, why do contestants continue to praise crap offers?

I find it a bit worrying when offers that bad aren't dismissed instantly.