Cause 70% of the time, contestants forget what happened in the round

We're back

9 - Kate - £100,000

Banker time

UGH!!!

Sting in the tail

"What happened in the round" is irrelevent. All that matters is the board at the end of it. And for a board with a mean of ~£13,000 £1,000 is an insult.

Noel says this is a very differently shaped game now. The banker says that was the 5th red in a row for Kate. He says Michelle's husband will end up begging for hardcore to fill his hole

Banker's offer:

£100 + a packet of gravel

Michelle says NO DEAL

Might as well go to the end

Noel says he thought Michelle was about to say deal then!

19 - Roli - £20,000

16 - Hassan - £15,000

Noel says that is beyond comprehension.

20 - Laura - £5

Banker time

The Bad Luck is back!

This sucks. Not because of the trainwreck - I love a good trainwreck. But it sucks because there hasn't been a single dealable offer. This might have more effect if she'd just turned down £4,000 in that last round for instance. But when we get joke offers it just renders the whole thing pointless.

The banker says he almost feels sorry for the player sometimes... he says the odds of that were hundreds to 1. He's excited about seeing the 23rd member of the 1p club being created today.

Banker's offer:

£250

Michelle decides to give it a whirl.

Michelle says NO DEAL

We have 22 1p Winners already, though, there can't be room for another one?!

6 - Sid - £250

Michelle is keeping 22.

7 - Debs - £3,000

21 - newbie Lucy - £10

Banker time with 1p and £5,000 remaining

Again, pointless joke offer. Offer £1,100. That at least is a decision to make.

1p is left so we'll prob get offered £NO_DEAL just to try and force a 1p win.

Uh oh! Could we see another player join the club?

Michelle talks about box 22.

Michelle says NO DEAL

The banker phones and concedes Michelle has been unlucky...

Banker's offer:

SWAP