Pat shouts out that Olivia's going to win £75,000! The banker says he'd have offered well over £10k if the £50k remained, and he's making a lifeline now...

Banker's offer:

£3,000

Matt suggests she opens the box on her card, and says if £75,000 is on it, it could give her the belief she needs. Noel opens the box on the card and it has £35,000 on it. Noel says that was rubbish and throws it on the floor! Noel then wonders if the final offer could be £35,000 if she left the £75k to the final 2!

Simon and Dot ask what the money means to her, and Dot asks if it's enough to bury her with!!! Noel says that's one of his favourite moments of all time on the show! Noel gets the giggles... Noel says Olivia is more likely to have a blue in her box.

Olivia says NO DEAL

If that's what the Banker calls a lifeline, I want a copy of his dictionary, because it has a very strange definition of 'lifeline' (and, for that matter, 'courage').

1 - Spencer - £5

2 - Lois - £75,000

Never mind, that's how it goes, says Olivia... Noel says she could be the 21st member of the 1p club

10 - Steph - £250

Banker time with 1p and £750 remaining

The banker says make room on the barge! He says Olivia will be buried at sea

Banker's offer:

£35

Olivia says NO DEAL

Banker phones

Banker's offer:

SWAP

You could have tripled every offer today and all but one would still have been forcing offers.

Olivia says NO SWAP

Olivia wins 1p from her box 7

21 - Simon - £750

A ludicrous game, one of the worst of the season, and all because the Banker was in stupid mode to make sure we didn't get another early Deal. Great! Well if you're ready, let's play Numberwang! It's more of a game than this ever was.

Those who think the Ashes should still be on free-to-air television were the biggest winners today.

Noel did warn us in his closing speech 48 hours ago about the old man not throwing out any decent lifelines, so after reading the offers I'm not surprised.

I saw the end of it, what a terrible game, Olivia didn't deserve that

One more 1p win and then you'll have the complete line-up

The best thing about Olivia's game was little Dot's comment ....priceless.

Oh poor Olivia, that was rotten luck indeed.

Oh dear... watch for all the cries of madness now!

Well all I can say is that I'm glad I knew the outcome to today's game (thanks to a member of the audience giving us the heads up months ago in the spoilers section)...it was a horrible trainwreck, what dearly missed basicasic would have called "sh*t or bust"...and as usual the game was...well need I say?

I didn't see that spoiler, Davey! Was it in the 1p thread?

THIS! IS! SPARTA!

(Come on, that was no more stupid than today's offers.)

You've seen it now then, I take it Jonny?