Lance's game today.

Noel says how on Saturday, we had a sensational show and she could've been our 2nd £250ker but she dealt at £20k. Noel says it says on the players' files that they've come to win big money but something happens when they sit in the crazy chair...

He is very nervous and very quiet. Time for some subtitles...

Lance has box 7.

Noel says Lance is terrified! Lance Buczman is a student from Rochdale, and he says we'll need subtitles as he speaks quietly. Noel says 2 of Lance's customers in a shop he works in have named their dogs "Lance" because of Lance... number 21 means a lot to him as it comes up a lot in his life. He shows some pics of his family.

Here we go.

Fantastic start!!!!!

Lance has a few special numbers...

20 - Tina - £5

16 - Christine - £3,000

Noel says Christine has a hearing difficulty which she manages to disguise very well

12 - Paul - 50p

Paul's going to help Noel understand Lance's Northern accent and expressions

14 - Del - £750

17 - Charles - £15,000

Time for the banker...

Another opening round without Power 5 damage...not complaining in the slightest

Apologies if I disappear, there's a large thunderstorm here, might have a powercut.

Noel makes a joke about Lance winning a lot and calls him "Lancealot" The banker talks about how Lance's Mum went to a spiritualist and was told there was half a tin of custard in her fridge which there was!

Banker's offer

£8,200

Stats after Round 1
Offer: £8,200
Mean: £32,171.24
Offer (%): 25.49%
Fair Deal: £12,548.68
Cash left on board: £546,911.11
Volatility: 0.84
Board balance: 10

Board
1p
10p

£1

£10
£50
£100
£250
£500

£1,000

£5,000
£10,000

£20,000
£35,000
£50,000
£75,000
£100,000
£250,000

Lance says there's a thing where you can go around Europe for a month on a train, which he'd like to do one summer...

Lance NO DEALS

3 - Nikki - £10,000

11 - Chris - £75,000

Noel calls a break and does an impression of Lance mumbling

It is a strong start...as long as this last box is blue that £75,000 shouldn't stop the offer reaching £10,000

We're back

Noel says a lady in the audience has given him a mint, and Lance can earn a mint Lance says he likes that...

1 - William - £100

Noel asks why Willy always laughs and he says it's because it's a great show!

Banker time...

The banker enjoyed that round... he says Lance reminds him of the Harry Enfield teenager "Kevin"

Banker's offer

£5,000

Stats after Round 2
Offer: £5,000
Mean: £32,986.51
Offer (%): 15.16%
Fair Deal: £11,795.42
Cash left on board: £461,811.11
Volatility: 1.18
Board balance: 1

Board
1p
10p

£1

£10
£50

£250
£500

£1,000

£5,000


£20,000
£35,000
£50,000

£100,000
£250,000

Noel mumbled the offer and Lance hoped he said it was £250,000

Lance says NO DEAL

6 - Reg - £1,000

Reg confirms he's 91...

15 - Derek - £20,000

Noel says that wasn't blue like Derek's shirt, it was red like his face Charles tells Lance to think of Rochdale Football Club, as Lance is the only supporter of it!

13 - Val - 10p

Banker time...

The banker says Lance is silent but deadly...

Banker's offer

£11,000

Ooooh Rochdale... Shrewsbury didnt do to well against them last year

Stats after Round 3
Offer: £11,000
Mean: £40,073.73
Offer (%): 27.45%
Fair Deal: £14,998.09
Cash left on board: £440,811.01
Volatility: 1.31
Board balance: 4

Board
1p


£1

£10
£50

£250
£500



£5,000



£35,000
£50,000

£100,000
£250,000

Noel says that's a sympathy offer as Lance supports Rochdale

Noel asks Lance's g/f who says Lance will know what to do, and he asks for more advice and people say they'd go on...

Lance NO DEALS

19 - Carol - 1p

Carol thinks Lance is nice but hasn't understood a word he's said!!

22 - Em - £50

Lance is worried about going with the newbie, so Noel calls a break