Laura's game today.

Noel has some banter with Reg!

Laura has box 17.

Laura Kennedy is 21 form the Isle of Wight and is the manager of a cafe and she loves doing her job. She says she quit uni to do the job she's doing. Laura says she is emotional and has cried when opening her boxes. Laura says it's important that she makes complimentary remarks to people when they open their boxes...

Here we go...

Flatter flatter flatter, its making ME sick

Oh no, not 50K as well!

Ahh how pleasant and complimentary! I must say Noel's outfit today is most exquisite.

What a *beep* *beep* start to the show though....

Laura has Martin with her in the audience and Noel says the beard he has suits him

Laura doesn't have a system... but Noel says indecision is a quality!!

19 - newbie Barry - £250,000

Noel says he's blinded by the reflection from Barry's bald head

11 - Reg - £50,000

Noel says Reg's box opening is magical

13 - Woodsy - £20,000

Noel says Woodsy is looking beautiful and it was exquisite how she helped to wreck Laura's game

9 - Jill - £5

Noel says what a beautiful value to go with Jill's smile

12 - Martin - £250

Time for the banker...

I hope you feel better really soon, and your illness doesn't affect your ability to continue posting throughout the rest of the show...

Laura says the banker's winning, as it's 4 - 3. Noel wonders what he'll do without Laura tomorrow, as she supplies the scores, and she says she'll recruit someone else to do it... Noel compliments the phone and says it has a nice ring and is comfortable to hold, and the banker says "SHUT YA FACE" to Noel The banker says he'll be complimentary to Laura and says her only unattractive feature is her name because of the Laura who won £250k. The banker says all the audience are fat and ugly As he can't bear complimenting Laura so much...

Banker's offer

£4,003

Last Laura to play, had the £250,000 come out last.

Next Laura to play, had the £250,000 come out first.

Well at least getting the big numbers out first means she cant hit them later in the game... how nice.

Stats after Round 1
Offer: £4,003
Mean: £14,435.98
Offer (%): 27.73%
Fair Deal: £5,225.21
Volatility: 0.69
Redometer: -15

Board
1p
10p
50p
£1

£10
£50
£100

£500
£750
£1,000
£3,000
£5,000
£10,000
£15,000

£35,000

£75,000
£100,000

Laura says she hasn't had that money before

She NO DEALS

Let's hope Laura is as succesful as another Isle of Wight contestant
who appeared on the show and wins 100K after her nightmare start!

Ha...

I hope you never catch this sickness, it is really affecting my ability to type

This is going to be a long game....

21 - Chris - £1

Noel sits on the stool like a gnome

16 - Ferno - £15,000

Noel says during the break, paramedics will try and remove him from the chair He says we're wonderful viewers...

Looks like she'll deal early. The only problem I have with that is that Noel will guilt-trip her, she'll get over-inflated proveout offers and SrWilson will start whining about it (unless she takes out everything above the offer straight afterwards and both Noel and SrWilson will suspiciously keep quiet )

Why thank you for that compliment Noel you are a wonderful host (if KP has ever said different he's talking our of his arm pits )

This is a very pleasant game so far ignoring what she's done to the board...

I assume he hasn't read the comments off this site then.

The only problem I have with that is if the deal is a bad one for the board and it's too early. The first, second and third offers are the ones where dealing would be stupid because it is too early. Fourth, fifth and sixth offers shouldn't be dealt if the offer is bad for the board and the board is worth playing on on!

We're back, and Noel thanks us all for coming back

Laura says she wants to make everyone happy this afternoon...

Noel says it's kind of the blues to hang around for so long

14 - Adie - 10p

Adie compliments Laura on her piercings, "wherever they may be"!!

Banker time...