Tina's game today.

We get a scream in the opening titles and Noel welcomes us to the dream factory. He says he can call the Crazy Chair the "Scary Chair" this week and Noel talks about the changes the banker has made this week - such as the guaranteed swap at the end for everyone. He also talks about the treat / trick boxes which will be opened at the 5-box stage. The treat is an instant £1,000 PLUS an offer after each box. The trick means the banker has the chance to look in one of the remaining boxes.

Tina has a very scary box 14 with a spider and its web on it.

She says she isn't scared and kisses Noel! Her surname is "Rabbeth" but they pronounce it in a posh way!! She has her mum Pat in the audience for support.

Tina is from Leeds. She is a full-time carer for a 93-year-old lady, and apparently this lady likes Noel's bottom!! Her name is Sally and Noel says "Hi Sally" and does a bum wiggle to the camera

The riskiest thing Tina has ever done is go to America. When they landed in Los Angeles, they stayed in the ghetto as their flight arrived at 2 am and they witnessed a "drive-by thing" with police everywhere!! Tina establishes that Los Angeles is in California, and then she gets a fit of giggles...

Noel says that's the STATE and that California isn't in a state (Actually, it is in a state isn't it with those fires?!)

Anyway, here we go...

4 - Steff - Steff says Tina is a wicked lady - £250,000

Noel asks Tina if she's been drinking out of the same cup as Helen

19 - Tink - £10

9 - Anne - she says it'll be so quiet without Tina - £35,000

Ooh err says Noel, the intuition isn't working and a system would have been a good idea...

21 - Little Rich - 1p HUGE cheers for that and Rich gets a kiss off Tina

Noel says she's taken both ends off the board

20 - Chris - £5

Time for the banker... wait for the lightning bolt.................

Tina says she isn't scared of anything and Noel shouts "BOO" and Tina starts laughing!! Noel reckons he's just given the banker something to go on...

Banker's offer

£6,000

Stats after Round 1
Offer: £6,000
Mean: £16,508.92
Offer (%): 36.34%
Fair Deal: £6,970.78
Volatility: 1.81
Redometer: 6

Board
10p
50p
£1
£50
£100
£250
£500
£750
£1,000
£3,000
£5,000
£10,000
£15,000
£20,000
£50,000
£75,000
£100,000

No lightning bolt when the banker phoned.

Silence greets the offer, so Noel starts the applause

Tina NO DEALS

8 - Denis - £5,000 - that's fine says Tina, Noel says it's not a blue though

17 - Judy - £10,000 - that's alright says Tina

Noel asks what happens now and Tina says Shaz, number 2, Noel says he's confused.... the banker phones...

The banker says he thinks it'll take hours to get Tina to say what's happening now, so the banker says there's a break and Noel calls one

We're back from the break...

10 - newbie Artak -

...Tina changes her mind as newbies always have reds

2 - Shaz - £750

Banker time...

The banker thinks that he has a problem with the trick / treat thing as Tina could combine the thought of a treat with Tina's quest to go on far into her game...

Banker's offer

£10,000

Stats after Round 2
Offer: £10,000
Mean: £18,921.54
Offer (%): 52.85%
Fair Deal: £7,609.49
Volatility: 1.65
Redometer: 0 (↓6)

Board
10p
50p
£1
£50
£100
£250
£500
£1,000
£3,000
£15,000
£20,000
£50,000
£75,000
£100,000

The board is looking half decent with a nice wedge of good reds.

The banker says he doesn't want any thick, pathetic pilgirms groaning at this offer! He says it's very generous

Tina says it's a good offer and the banker has been kind.

Pat, Tina's mum, comes down to talk to Tina... Pat sits in the crazy chair and they agree how it is an excellent offer...

Tina NO DEALS

6 - Mario - he hopes it's blue - £250

Is that two days in a row Mario has had a creak on his box?!

12 - JC - he says he'll try for a blue... £1,000

Tina says it's fine and Noel says it's tidy as she's got rid of the top and bottom now. She asks if anyone has any feelings and everyone laughs...

3 - Peter aka Basil - Noel says it's really important - Peter says with Tina's positivity and encouragement, we can do this - £15,000

Banker time...

Noel says we took a hit but he doesn't reckon the banker will be willing to take any risks...

Banker's offer

£10,000

Stats after Round 3
Offer: £10,000
Mean: £22,604.69
Offer (%): 44.24%
Fair Deal: £9,134.92
Volatility: 1.49
Redometer: -3 (↓3)

Board
10p
50p
£1
£50
£100
£500
£3,000
£20,000
£50,000
£75,000
£100,000

Tina says he's got it exactly right and it's a good offer... but she says she still has lots of blues to aim it and she NO DEALS

15 - Ajay - Tina says he's the coolest man in the world - he says he'll miss her - £100

10 - back to newbie Artak - Tina says she wants to get him out of the way and Noel apologises for Tina's attitude He tells Artak to get on with it and shove off!! £1

Noel says the newbies don't always have whoppers

Mary says she's feeling something over there and she's breaking Artak in like a Welsh stallion Noel says he's getting a bucket of ice cold water to cool them down

He calls a break...

I do not like the mother being down there its going to cost Tina!

I was waiting for either you or basic to say that.

One more blue or low red and Tina will be in a very strong position. But I have a feeling she would be seduced by an offer in the mid/high teens.