I wrote to Noel via his website this morning wishing him well at the Baftas and congratulating him on the Rose d' Or win in Switzerland last week and i gave him our best wishes from Dond uk. I had a Reply at 6.21 this evening from him via unique. so heres another poem.

I just checked my e-mail box
And guess what I did see
An e-mail from Mr Edmonds
That was addressed to me

I wrote to him this morning
Wishing him the BAFTA prize
But when I got the e-mail
I could not believe my eyes

It says I wish to thank you
For your wishes pure and true
(well yours or mine my darling Noel)
(Endemols bike shed will do)

I told him of our special place
DOND UK
To please come and visit us
At night or in the day

That if he came to see us
He'd meet friends old and new
So when you've won the BAFTA Noel
Please see what you can do


HAPPY HAPPY me gonna go snog a Noel picture and have a sexual blackout

Love

Suez

On your own there...

xxx

P.S. Nice poem though

Speak for yourself.

Oh wait, did I say that out loud?

you snog away darlin!!!! i think ill skip that bit and leave you too it lol

love the poem though xxxx

and i was very good and did not ask for a nibble of his banana

lol i imagine that will be included in your next email to him then

I think i'll wait until I get up to Bristol again they say action speaks louder than words and I think that day i will develop lockjaw ( I would not dare put it in an e-mail the van with the men with white coats would be here banging down my door)

Suez

i think someone should warn noel!!!!! looks like he is in for a bit of a suprise with that lockjaw lol .... u crack me up xxx

please don't warn him Kay he might take a week off could you see the headline "Rampant Cornish Woman goes on Banana hunt at Endemol"

that made me laugh..... i reckon the can and the white coat would be followin soon after that one .... well for u darlin i hope he loves u and u can run away together!!!!!!!!!!!!

can you arrange the kidnapping of his french girlfriend for me then they say the french are hot but he hadn't met a cornish girl yet!!!!!!!!! well he has but i was to gobsmacked to speak much.

do i strike u as a kidnapping kind of person?????

well doesnt seem like your plannin to speak to him this time around..... mouth too busy ha ha ............. u r bad!!! gonna get us in serious trouble ............... how can bananas be so x rated lol

you keep her talking while i steal the bananas by the time she turns around I will be long gone

This is a PG rated thread ladies! Take the banana-related nonsense elsewhere if you don't mind! Your innuendo is corrupting innocent ole me!

xxx

Golden darling we are only talking about fruit Noel sometimes takes it on set one day it was an orange and the next he had a banana

yeah i forget how innocent u are...... silly me

though get the feelin if it was dave related it would u be the one doing the corruptin lol

Me? ME?

Hey, I can keep it clean...

My goodness, hasn't Dave got a HUGE...smile?

heheheh xxxxx

does dave like bananas as well, i tell you what golden you can have a nibble of his

we all love a guy with a huge smile cheeky!!!

MWAHAHAHAHA

soon all the threads will be about Dave and I will have conquered them all!

hehehe

xxx