For Lily's game:

17-box: same as Mr B.
14-box: ditto
11-box: £28,000 ish
8-box: £24,000 ish
5-box: £45,000
2-box: £80,000 ish

Lily:

1. £15,000 (to remind her of Nick's game)
2. £20,000 (to remind her of Jamie's game)
3. £26,000 + guarantee of £58,000 for all-blue round (the highest 4th offer ever to match to match the best ever board at that point in the game )
4. £22,000
5. £44,000 + guarantee of at least double that should the jackpot stay
6. £88,000

1. £16,000
2. £20,000
3. £27,500
4. £24,000
5. £45,000
6. £80,000

Lily:

1-£14,000
2-£19,000
3-£25,000
4-£20,000
5-£35,000
(3 box offer) £60,000
6-£70,000

Mick:

1. £10,000
2. £13,500
3. £18,000 + guarantee of £40,000 for an all-bue round
4. £5,000
5. £462.56 (the odds of having the rounds he did )
6. £200

Time to bring this thread back, maybe?

Agreed, as the Banker is once again forcing anyone who has a weak board to the end.

Anyway, for Melissa (assuming she was a moderately aggressive player as many on the commentary thought):

1. £10,000
2. £13,500
3. £6,000
4. £500
5. £3,000 + promise of a 3 box offer (as I do NOT force players on with a weak board )
3 box extra offer. £1,000
6. £2,000

Scott:

1. Same as the Banker.
2. £10,000 (was not worth a decrease)
3. £7,500
4. £11,000
5. £26,000
6. £38,000 (4-box)
7. £7,500 (3-box)
8. £11,000

Scott:

1. £7,017
2. £10,017
3. £5,017
4. £7,017 (I make mid-2008 level 8 box offers on special weeks so that the player goes to 5 box )
Before 5 box, I would've told Scott that if he only got the holiday for the twist I'd offer £20,017 but if he got one box at a time I'd offer £26,017
5. £26,017 + guarantee of £40,017 -> £47,017 for a blue + guarantee of £40,017 for £3k + guarantee of a stick for £35k
6. £47,017 + guarantee of £71,017 for the blue or £3,000 + guarantee of £60,017 for £35,000 (a la August 2013 Justin )
7. £4,017
8. £10,017

If he failed with the 5 box twist, I'd offer to give him one box at a time anyway on the condition that I looked in Box 23.

Roop:

1. £10,000
2. £14,000
3. £5,000
4. £10,000
5. £15,000 + guarantee of £30,000 for a blue
6. £19,000 + guarantee of £40,000 for a blue
7. £40,000 + guarantee of £91,000 for a blue
8. £91,000

I wonder what Roop would've done with these offers?

Because Roop was clearly an OHO (why am I using that abbreviation? ) :

1. £10,000
2. £15,000
3. £12,500
4. £17,500
5. £15,000
6. £20,000
7. £35,000
8. £75,000

For Annalynn's game, closer to £14,000 at 5-box, and at least DOUBLE her final offer!

Annalynn:

1. £5,005
2. £7,005
3. £8,005
4. £6,005
5. £15,005 (because I make fair 5 box offers for the board )
6. £20,005 (Undeal if she dealt at 5 box )

Because the Banker just isn't trying, it's time to bring this back up again.

Keith:

1. £9,000
2. £9,999
3. £6,500
4. £12,000
5. £2,000
6. £8,250

Keith:

1. £6,500
2. £9,000
3. £5,500
4. £10,000
5. £1,500 (so that he had £250 spending money for the trip )
6. £7,500

Yet more rubbish offers today means I bring this thread up again.

Mandy:

1. £10,000
2. £12,500
3. £18,888 (because 8 was her Birthday and she wanted to be #8)
4. £14,888 (£9,000 was a joke! )
5. £17,888
6. £68,888

I feel the need to bring this up again due to the Banker's non-offers recently. Firstly, last week's games:

David (as he clearly was an OHO):

1. £15,000
2. £16,500
3. £14,999 (would've mentioned the theme of the specialshows right before the offer )
4. £9,000
5. £12,000 + opportunity to open 1 box
6. £17,000 + opportunity to open 1 box again + guarantee of more than double if he hits the 1p
7. £36,000 + guarantee of £73,000 for another blue (to give him better odds than Box 23 )
8. £73,000

Candy (keeping in mind I make offers that goad players to 5 box on special weeks ):

1. £9,999
2. £5,500
3. £3,000
4. £999
5. £3,500 (would've been £3,000 if she faled twist)
6. £15,000

Roy:

1. £100
I also would've offered champagne to every pilgrim if the £50,000 was found in the 2nd round.
2. £9.99
3. £99.99 (hoping it tops Mark de Suzza's game as the unluckiest ever)
4. £1,000
5. £3,000
6. UNDEAL (£6,500 in live play)

Rebekah:

1. £99.99
2. £9.99
3. £3,000
4. £5,000 + guarantee of at least triple if top 2 stay to 5 box
5. £115
6. £499

Nicola:

1. £7,500
2. £9,000
3. £4,500
4. £4,999
5. £3,000 (would've been £2,000 if she failed twist)
6. £499

Lydon:

1. £999
2. £4,999 + additional £5,000 if he ate all the prawns (in reference to his "deal any £10k+ opening offer" comment)
3. £3,000
4. £4,999
5. £9,999 if he failed twist, £11,999 if he succeeded twist
6. £4,999

Stephen:

1. £9,999 (in reference to Lydon's "deal any £10k+ opening offer" comment)
2. £12,500
3. £15,000
4. £23,000
5. £9,000 (would've been £7,000 if he failed twist)
6. £23

Zayaan:

1. £9,999 (in reference to Lydon's "deal any £10k+ opening offer" comment)
2. £14,000
3. £12,000
4. £4,000 (would've gloated that the offer would've been £20,000 had the last box been a blue )
5. £6,000 + opportunity to open 1 box (as I would've beeen disappointed that no one took that option during the special week )
6. £6,000 + guarantee of double for a blue
7. £12,000 + guarantee of £23,000 for either low amount
8. £1,023

Mario:

1. A mushroom £2,099 (in reference to the ice cream )
2. £3,099
3. £3,099
4. £6,099
5. £10,099
6. £20,099

Mario:

1. £2 (and £200 to the first person able to guess why I offered that if they did so before the 2nd offer)
2. £1,002
3. £2,002
4. £6,002
5. £12,002
6. £21,001

fyi, the £2 was in reference to starting a standard Mario game with five lives and Mario already lost 3 of them.