Paul:

1. £3,000
2. £3,000
3. £3,000
4. £7,500
5. £7,500 + opportunity to open one box BUT he'll only get an offer if it's blue (and promise of £15,000 if it's 50p )
6. £7,500 (usually I'm not this evil on blue/red finishes, but today I couldn't resist )

Lolly:

1. £5,000
2. £5,000
3. £5,000
4. £10,000 + guarantee of £30,000 for all-blue round
5. £330
6. £200

Bringing this back up as we seem to be seeing crap offers again.

James Bond

1. £13,007
2. £14,007
3. £20,007
4. £35,007
5. £26,007
6. £74,007

James:

1. £10,007
2. £10,007
3. £12,007 -> £13,007 -> .........-> £17,007 (to set up a 3rd offer Deal )
4. £27,007 + guarantee of £90,007 for perfect round and £7,007 for worst possible round (and he STILL probably would've dealt )
5. £17,007 (would've been £40,000 more had the last box been the pound)
6. £70,007

Katy:

1. £1,000
2. £2,000
3. £4,000
4. £8,000 + guarantee of the offer doubling again if the Top 3 stay
5. £8,000
6. £950 (hoping for a player spanking )

Liam:

1. £7,000
2. £7,000
3. £10,000
4. £10,000 + guarantee of £40,000 for all-blue round
5. £19,999 (exact same board/offer £250k Laura had at this point )
3 box lifeline (when was the last time I made one of those ). £36,000
6. £75,000

Ozzie:

1. £10,000
2. £8,000
3. £5,900
4. £16,000 + guarantee of £60,000 for all-blue round (originally £40,000 then £50,000, but he would probably still show signs of Dealing so I'd want to groad him on more )
5. £5,500
4 box lifeline. £17,000
6. £63,000

Niall (with my theme being the 4 boxes he was blathering about keeping to the end):

1. £5,810.14
2. £8,510.14
3. £10,850.14
4. £1,058.14
5. £4,814 (because 10 and 5 were opening in the preceding round )
6. £7,000

Mel (assuming an OHO):

1. £14,000
2. £16,000
3. £20,000
4. £30,000
5. £40,000 + guarantee of six figure final offer should the £250k stay
6. £100.21 (the offer would've been £100k had the jackpot stayed and £21k had the £50k stayed)

Emma:

1. £10,000
2. £13,000
3. £13,000
4. £10,000 + guarantee of £35,000 for all-blue round and £1,000 for all-red round including the £250k
5. £26,040 + opportunity of open 1 box (if £500, offer will be £45,000)
4 box offer. £31,000 + opportunity to open 1 more box (if £500, offer will be £62,000)
3 box offer. £9,900
6. £20,000

Kanwal:

1. £11,111 (because she didn't like odd numbers)
2. £8,000
3. £8,000 (a decrease was uncalled for! )
4. £5,500
5. £7,000
6. £250

For Shona's game, I'd have made sure all the offers had no more than two zeros, after what she said on Friday about 'at least three zeros'!

Eg, at 2-box: £170,011

Because Shona's offers were rubbish:

1. £9,777 (just because she mentioned the 7 times table)
2. £14,000
3. £20,000
4. £26,000
5. £35,000
6. £170,000

Same here.

1. £10,999
2. £14,999
3. £16,999
4. £19,999 + guarantee of £64,999 for all-blue round
5. £29,999
6. £149,999

Lily: Definitely wouldn't have gone as high as £20,000 at 5-box. More likely a stick at £13,000.

She said she wanted more than £16,500 so I'd have offered £16,500.01 at 5-box!

Lily:

1. £15,000
2. £20,000
3. £20 (to punish her for the comment she made at the 2nd offer )
4. £10,000
5. £16,000 + opportunity to open 1 box (and a guarantee of £30,000 for the £1 if she struggled)
Extra offer. £30,000 + guarantee of £90,000 if the 2 blues go
6. £790 + cheesy nibbles

Bringing this back up because the 2013 Banker has gone to tight mode again:

Paul:

1. £10,000
2. £15,000
3. £17,000
4. £18,500 + 1 gift
5. £13,500 + 2 gifts
6. £12,500 + 3 gifts (£16k was overinflated here)

Paul:

1. £10,000
2. £12,500
3. £15,000
4. £10,000 (to make sure he goes to 5 box, and of he took that he DESERVED to be player-spanked )
At 5 box, I'd tell him that if he went for extra offers and succeeded I'd make an immediate offer of £20,000.
5 (assuming no extra offers). £15,000 + 2 presents (even if I looked in the box)
5.1 (assuming extra offers). £20,000 + guarantee of £30,000 and ALL of the presents for a blue
5.2. £3,000
5.3. £6,000
6. £12,000 (regardless of the situation leading up to it)

Joey:

1. £2,014
2. £2,014
3. £2,014
4. £2,900
5. £6,900
6. £12,014