It starts off with a shot of Troy (remember her? Bike girl) whistling whilst on her bike riding through the streets of Bristol in the summer with birds singing in the trees, then she stops at a red light, and looks at her watch which reads 4.15pm then a close up of her face in total shock "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."

Then Noel comes flying through the sky in a hot-air balloon and does his spaz "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUYAAAAAAA! YOU'RE DIM! YOU BETTER GET HOME NOW, DEAL OR NO DEAL IS ON!!!!" Then a car pulls up next to Troy and Linda sticks her her head out and shouts to Noel "She's far from dim!" "But he has got a point Troy, you better get home, quick!"

So as soon as the green light comes on Troy whizzes past and gets faster and faster, as sweat drips from her face, the Deal or No Deal tension music starts to play in the background.

"Must. Get. Home. Missing. Deal. Or. No. Deal."

Then a few seconds later, she makes a tight turn around the corner with smoke coming from her wheels, "There's my house!" But, unfortunately she's riding so fast she doesn't break in time so she crashes straight through her brickwall into her living room, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE COMING THROUGH!!" Then leaves her bike where it is, jumps over the sofa and switches on the telly. "Ah, just in time!"

Then it zooms into her telly, where the studio lights are out and all you can see is a silhouette of Pat G sitting on a chair in the middle of the walk of wealth staring at the floor, then a spotlight appears and a mysterious person starts to play a tune on a black piano, she lifts her head and puts the microphone to her mouth and sings in a very sombre mood "Lucky...Lucky...me..." Then Pat M pokes her head around the camera "HIT IT!!" And the studio lights start flashing different colours. Then all the contestants past and present run on the set dressed as cheerleaders and start dancing and Pat G springs into action! "Lucky! Lucky! Deal or No Deal! I'm playing! Lucky, lucky me! Lucky, lucky me!" then her song carries on throughout the titles whilst JT and Marilyn take centre stage and do their dance and the easter chick crew do their dance and then all the contestants get their poms poms out and do a little routine and start chanting "GIVE ME A D!" "GIVE ME AN E!" etc etc

Then Noel comes bouncing on stage on a spacehopper wearing tight leather trousers with his hair in platts and ends the opening titles by jumping on the pound table and screeching in a really high pitch voice "DEAL OR NO DEAL!!" whilst doing some air guitar!!!!