I thought there was already a thread on this, but I can't find it, so I either made it up or am just very bad at using the Search function.

Anyway, what are your favourite quotes from the show? Funny, dramatic, whatever...here are some of mine...

"Immaterial, Marcus!" - Bob near the end of Marcus's game, when he'd already found the big numbers and it didn't really matter anymore...it made me laugh because it's so different from all the "I really hope it's blue/red!" stuff...he's just like "Yeah, doesn't really matter..."

"That's fantastic!" - Erm, Bob again. I loved Bob. But yeah, he was offered £900, and everyone booed, and the way he said that really made me laugh.

"I'm always in a flamboyant mood, Noel!" - The legend that is Pat G.

"You said that when you came here, you'd come for the game and your wife could have the money. Undoubtedly, you have created an astonishing game, undoubtedly, and you go away with the memory of playing this game as hard as you can play it. Una goes away with..." - I normally hate Noel going all OTT, but I just loved the way he built all that up in Fadil's game, and it was so exciting as I was expecting him to finish it with "£35,000"...but it wasn't. It was 1p.

"Never mind, I've got ten here." - Rosy at the end of Vee's game last week. Hahahahahaha. I love it. It just made no sense whatsoever.

"I hope I bring you very good luck." - The first words spoken by Sarah on the show...

There was a quotes thread somewhere, but I can't find it, either. It didn't get deleted, did it? I can't see why it would.

EDIT: Hang on, I think the thread was entitled "funny DOND moments" or something like that, and it turned into a DOND funny quotes thread.

"Blues my favourite colour!" and "Oh I've got the seal stuck to my hand, sorry about this!" I love Stevie...

Banker, how could you forget Stevie's classic "Keep goin!, Keep goin!"

And "I told you to stay away from me!!"...

Noel: Ewwww-ww-w-w-w-w-w-w-blah! [flaps arms about]
Contestant: Are you alright? Do you want a paramedic?
Noel: No, it's just that he, er, he threw the phone down... with no offer... he thinks that you...

Noel: Ewwwwwwwwwwyyyyuuuuoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! [crouches down on floor]
Contestant: What's the matter?
Noel: If he thinks you're dim, you're making the situation worse.
Contestant: I'm far from dim...

Patrick: Sarah, what do you think the offer should be?
Sarah: In the region of hundreds of thousands of pounds!

Noel: Sarah, you always have your finger on the money pulse!

Marcus: Sarah, what do you think my offer is going to be?
Sarah: It'll be so stratospherical, even I can't predict the offer.
Marcus: Maybe I could be the first person to win £350,000!
Sarah: The offer could be even more than that!

HAHA, that reminds me of one I forgot - "If I take out the pound, the banker will be unable to calculate the offers!" Pure genius.

Anything Sarah said, or what Noel said to/about Sarah was hilarious.

The whole of mad Sarah's game should be in the quote list! 22 = 2 ducks, and so on.

I never actually watched Sarah's game but it must of been funny when she said Noel looked a bit like Julia Caesar!
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Noel: And you laughed at sniffing the teabag!
Lance: Smell it!? I'm sitting in it!
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Noel: What do you think Pat?
Pat: I don't think I'm talking to you today
Noel: oh, why arn't you talking to me today?
Pat: Well, you nearly gave me a heart attack when you called out Pat, you didn't say Pat G! I thouht it was me...but anyway I've forgiven you now...
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Clare: Oh well £50,000 would not buy me the car I want, I want a Land Rover
Noel: I have a lovely Car
Clare: You have a hairdressers Car
Noel: But the ladies like it
Clare: But Noel you're a man
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Len: Yes I’ve done it!
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Mike: Audience think blue, THINK IT!
Mike: If I go at £30 will the audience give me £70 to make the deal up, have a whip round, 100 people, 50p each!!
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Emi: I was nearly run over, by a bus 5 times.
Emi: I’m psychic too! That’s why I brought the purse for the 50p to go in!

i think it was this but i could really understand coz the bloody audience were screaming and shouting too much,
"aaah i'm wiggling me bum!" my faveourite part of stephs game

Noel: "Gerry came on this show to get a new toilet seat. What happened was, he wanted to go on the toilet. When he did, it caused a break to the seat."

Or words to that effect! He was suggesting the viewers butt is broken from the seat, so they can make a cup of tea or coffee Or he just forced emphasis on the word "break"!

Noel's break links are crap now compared to what they used to be!

Does anyone have that game on movie?

Two of my favourites were June answering the phone with "Hello sexy", and Peter's game, "Hello loser, I mean Banker"!

"I don't like cherries either"

Aww, I miss Gabrielle.

"I didn't say that 7 was a lucky number, just that seventh children are supposed to be lucky...well, don't listen to that one!" Hahaha.

" It's not going to happen. I am not going home with 10p"

Geordie

Pat G was brilliant

Those were funny,I was in stiches.
One of my favourites was from Carlton's show when they did a quick round Carlton chose Pennie before Pennie opened her box Noel tried to snatch the box off Pennie and Pennie yelled "let go" as they went into a commerical break.