here's one you can play at home as you watch. There's no badges to be one but it'll be a good laugh. Basically when you see/hear one of these events assign yourself some points.

Section 1: Noel's Phrases.

Perfect - 2 points
It Would Have Been The Perfect Start! - 20 points
Vibes - 1 point
Did I say break? - 10 points
And I really hope this is not the quarter of a million... - 5 points
You'll be back.. - 5 points
...And bring a friend - 15 points
Incredible! - 2 points
*pahhhhhh!* (the exhalation of air when Noel laughs) - 10 points
Don't get seduced by the board - 5 points
[any analogy to poker] - 5 points
Let's have a quickie - 10 points
Nick's exclusive 1p club - 15 points
Take the long walk - 5 points
....but not before this break - 10 points
Power 5 - 5 points
One-box game - 10 points
Damage limitation - 5 points
Safety net - 2 points
You've got a lot of options on the left-hand side - 10 points
I've got a feeling about this game - 10 points
You're still on course to be our first quarter of a million winner! - 20 points
Independant Adjudicator - 2 points
Walk of wealth - 10 points
It's got trap written all over it - 10 points
'Not a disaster' (when a middle red goes): 5pts
'We haven't had a game like this in a while': 10pts
'Life-changing money': 10pts
Any reference to #22: 10pts
'This show ticks all the boxes': 15pts
You're obsessed with the reds! - 20 pts
'Look at his/her face when I tell them the offer" - 15 points
"the oak" - 20 points



Section 2: Current Contestants
any close up of Anna - 20 points
close up of Candice - 10 points
any time Anna speaks - 20 points
any time anyone says Anna's name - 10 points
any time Trevor speaks - 10 points
any time Okiem speaks - 10 points
any time Marcus adds "so he is", "so it is" etc to the end of a sentence - 20 points
any time David opens his box really slow - 2 points

Section 3: Commercial Breaks
PDSA leaving something in your will - 20 points
Stannah Stairlifts - 10 points
Direct Line - 5 points
Mandle Candle - 15 points
Ove Glove - 20 points
Invisible Bra - 10 points
SAGA holidays - 10 points
Norwich Union ad for equity release ('first Broadway - then, the world'): 10pts
Anything from JML other than the Invisible Bra: 15pts
RAC Motor Quoter: 5pts


that'll do for now.
How many points will we notch up tomorrow?

If it wasn't on at 4.15 on every weekday this would be a great drinking game.

I might save my efforts for Saturday night, do you want to post a version that switches that points for swallows swasnut? But lower the effect, 20 swallows for 'that would have been a perfect start' might end the night a bit early.

I was thinking about a drinking game, yes, but I can't think how to get the points ratios right. "It Would have been the perfect start" is obviously 20 times better than the mention of vibes.

How many points would "Keep it low!" get? I can imagine it would be a lot!

-Joe R.

How about 5 points for mention of the 'power 5'?

oh yeah! knew i forgot something!

A drinking game could be that each person picks a catchphrase out of a bag and every time Noel says it they have to take a drink !!! he he he - can be nicely fixed to give the most common one to the person who annoys you the most

ha ha ha, nice one!!

I'd add:

NOEL'S PHRASES
'Not a disaster' (when a middle red goes): 5pts
'We haven't had a game like this in a while': 10pts
'Life-changing money': 10pts
Any reference to #22: 10pts
'This show ticks all the boxes': 15pts

ADVERTS
Norwich Union ad for equity release ('first Broadway - then, the world'): 10pts
Anything from JML other than the Invisible Bra: 15pts
RAC Motor Quoter: 5pts

Haha, brilliant.

One I've noticed- 'Look at his/her face when I tell them the offer" :wink:

Edit- and "the oak"

good adds .

i'll also add:
Independant Adjudicator - 2 points
Walk of wealth - 10 points

This could go on forever, couldn't it? :wink:

He has his phrase something like "Not bad for the price of a phonecall" after the viewer's prize.

well i counted 216 points in that game!! ha ha ha.

don't forget:

'it could be...*motions to box* in here'

'this...is...going....to...be...fantastic'

and

'just a little bit of housekeeping'

'We do not want to see £????? or £?????'

(After a quite high amount of money):

"It's OK! It's OK!".

(After a medium amount of money):

"That'll do!".

Some more I've thought of, some of which came out of today's show:

NOEL'S PHRASES
'Minimalist television'
'Entertainment drama'
'You went one deal too soon'
'The right deal at the right time'
'You sold a £x box for £y!' (where x is tiny in comparison to y) (Example: 'You sold a 1p box for £33,000!')
Any tedious link involving the word 'break'
Any attempt to link the contestant's occupation to risk-taking or lack thereof

CURRENT CONTESTANTS
Any odd 'analysis' from Lucy

ADVERTS
Cillit Bang

"The seal is still on"-Quite rare so worth a few points I would have thought.

BANG! And the dirt is gone.

Not sure if you have all seen this before, it's been around for a while but it's a superb remix of the Cillit Bang advert

http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/cillit_bang_remix.php