Excluding swaps, I was wondering what the most ridiculous non-cash offer there’s been?

Paul from 2010 was offered a roast turkey, a roast pigeon and two fried eggs but got a dinner out of the Banker so had the last laugh there!

At Christmas there were usually sprouts and chocolate logs as offers and didn’t Mark de Sousa get offered a packet of peanuts?

I was technically offered myself at the opening offer.

'Mad' Sarah from March/April 2006 of course was offered a pretzel, minus a duck, plus three doughnuts - although this corresponded to the relevant cash offer of £6,000, so probably doesn't count. (8 is a pretzel, two is a duck, zero as we all know is a doughnut)

'Mad' Sarah wouldn't even pass the initial audition now for not being wacky enough. Pat 'Mayor of Suffolk' knocked her off her perch only a few weeks later, let alone the freaks n geeks of years to come.

I know! And referring to your comment a few weeks ago about Noel's 'is there a man in your life?' joke being so incredibly hilarious...Naqiyah, 21 July 2006. [Naqiyah laughs] Noel: 'what'd he say?' Naqiyah: 'he says I'm a cheeky little minx...'
I've been watching through season 1 lately, and this was a recurring theme any time a good-looking young woman was sat in the chair. Small wonder Glenn preferred to remain anonymous.

If you’d taken your H2005, David, how did the Banker plan on paying this out to you? Haha.

I think a guy called Wayne got offered a cup of cocoa didn’t he? And maybe some slippers?

And does Brenda’s three nights in Weston-super-Mare count?

There was once a contestant who dealt for an offer of "£800 & 3 bags of manure"

Didn't Zie from 2013 deal on offer which was money and meat?

Joey from earlier in 2013 was offered £7,000 and Noel's Job at the opening offer. I SO would've dealt that, 7k was a half decent offer on it's own and I would've loved to see how the show would try to dig themselves out of THAT hole.

I like to think it'd have been a clone of myself (horrific!) rather than just £2,005.

I've extracted the below info from MisterAl's definitive spreadsheet. I think I've picked up all the (wholly or partial) non-money offers, excluding ones where a mystery holiday/gift was made which was revealed at the end of the game. Some have already been mentioned earlier in this thread.

I also believe Jacky (Jul 2011) was offered a coffin as part of her first offer but that's not listed on the spreadsheet.

08/06/2007	Paul	Offer 3 was £7500 plus 90 minutes of football at Old Trafford.
31/08/2007	Lee	Final offer was 'fish & chips for two'
11/09/2007	Brenda	Offer 5 was '3 nights for two in New York' (valued at £2170). Offer 6 was '3 nights for two in Weston-Super-Mare'.
22/09/2007	Tom	Offer 4 was a dream holiday to New Orleans (valued at £6690). Offer 6 was a postcard.
19/10/2007	Maggie	Offer 4 was a dream holiday for two to Graceland. Offer 6 was £40,000 plus the dream holiday for seven.
29/11/2007	JC	Offer 3 was £5000 plus a luxury trip to a football stadium
08/12/2007	Joe	Offer 4 was £30,000 plus a VIP trip to Arsenal football club
01/05/2008	Si	Offer 4 was a dream holiday to Florida.
28/05/2008	Ian	Offer 1: The phone number of Ian's childhood sweetheart
17/06/2008	Shane	Offer 3 was a dream VIP trip to Manchester United football club.
17/07/2008	Christine	Offer 3 was a dream trip to Hong Kong. Offer 4 was a dream VIP trip to Hong Kong and Tokyo. Offer 6 was a Mickey Mouse watch.
11/09/2008	Ruby	Offer 4 was a dream holiday to Singapore.
29/09/2008	Nick	Offer 6 was a bowl of porridge
30/11/2008	Betty	Offer 3: “A fully paid funeral”
11/12/2008	Rhys	Offer 4 was £15,000 plus a VIP trip to a sports team
14/12/2008	Lucy	Offer 1: “Marriage”
01/01/2009	Alex	Offer 6 was a dozen eggs
23/01/2009	Debbie	Offer 1: Fish & chips twice
10/03/2009	George	Offer 4: A plastic toy tractor
01/09/2009	Jerry	Offer 5: £2000 plus 2 games consoles and 2 mountain bikes
16/05/2010	Craig	Extra offers of £17,000+holiday to Greece and £40,000+holiday to Greece were made during the final round.
17/05/2010	De	Offer 3: two pats of Danish butter
23/06/2010	Cassie	Extra offers of £11,000 and £18,000(+holiday for two to Las Vegas) were made during the final round
25/08/2010	Paul	Offer4: A roast turkey. Offer5: A roast pigeon. Offer6: Two fried eggs.
20/12/2010	Darren	Offer1: A chocolate log.
17/01/2011	Rina	Offer1: A diamond ring worth £8500
31/01/2011	Georgina	Offer2: 750 copies of Macbeth
27/02/2011	Peter	Offer6: £20,000 plus a Deal or No Deal mug
28/02/2011	Nick	Offer5: £21,000 plus a holiday to Cuba.
06/03/2011	Paul	Offer4: £13,000 plus a Deal or No Deal mug
17/08/2011	Chris	Offer1: A dirty, tarnished silver spoon
02/09/2011	Wayne	Offer 2: A pair of slippers and a cup of hot milk. Offer 3: An empty box of confetti. Offer 5: A cup of cocoa.
07/09/2011	Gary	Offer 1: A Newcastle United shirt.
28/09/2011	Edith	Offer5: £5000 plus a holiday to Benidorm
17/10/2011	Veronica	Offer 1: A Big Mac.
19/10/2011	Russell	Offer 1: A bowl of rhubarb crumble
23/10/2011	Steph	Offer 4: A box of tissues.
26/10/2011	Sheila	Offer 6: A flat-pack wardrobe
08/11/2011	Geoff	Offer 4: £15,000 and a games console. Offer 5: £22,000, a games console and a VIP trip to a London exhibition.
08/12/2011	Andria	Offer6: A flat cap
23/12/2011	Gail	Offer 1: Half a chocolate log.
24/12/2011	Charlton	Offer 1: Turkey giblets. Offer 2: Sprouts.
25/12/2011	Emma	Offer 1: a bag of coal. Offer 6: a jar of humbugs
22/01/2012	Dale	Offer 1: Six buns.
07/04/2012	Becky	Offer1: A leek. Extra offers of £250 and £550 were made during the final round.
08/04/2012	Jimmy Carr	Offer1: A bribe for Jimmy Carr personally of a holiday for two and a diamond bracelet
19/05/2012	Ron	Offer 1: A blues CD. Offer 2: A blues cassette.
20/06/2012	Chris	Offer 6: A lettuce
01/08/2012	Craig	Offer 1: Two Sunderland football shirts.
24/08/2012	Angela	Offer5: £850 plus two bags of manure
05/09/2012	Mave	Offer1: Three lumps of coal
09/09/2012	Tom	Offer4: £8000 plus some roses
11/09/2012	Mark	Offer4: £10,000 plus a postcard from Lapland
20/09/2012	Flo	Offer1: A single mattress. Offer2: A piece of cake.
25/09/2012	Veronica	Offer1: The ingredients and implements to make a pancake.
28/09/2012	Nick	Offer1: A dustpan and brush
05/10/2012	Steve	Offer6: £5000 plus a badge that said 'I'm a Big Girl's Blouse'.
12/10/2012	Robbie	Offer5: £19,000 plus a holiday to the Costa del Sol.
24/10/2012	Jean	Offer6: A can of beer
26/10/2012	Dean	Offer4: £6500 plus a Bryan Ferry CD.
06/11/2012	Mick	Offer 1: a leg waxing
08/11/2012	Mev	Offer 5: £7000 plus a luxury spa weekend
12/11/2012	Jo	Offer 3: A doughnut
28/11/2012	Natalie	Offer 6: An apple
29/11/2012	Jake	Offer 1: Some tomato. Offer 4: £5000 and a tent. Offer 5: £8000, a tent and backstage passes for a festival.
24/01/2013	David	. Offer 5: Wardrobes. Offer 6: Curtains.
01/02/2013	Giuseppe	Offer 1: Two weeks of therapy
03/02/2013	Trish	Offer 5: £36,000 plus two Deal or No Deal mugs
19/02/2013	Jenny	Offer 1: A battered sausage. Offer 4: A pickled onion.
20/02/2013	Theo	Offer 4: £9250 cash plus a £5000 diamond ring.
21/02/2013	Maggie	Offer 1: Nappies.
01/03/2013	Muriel	Offer 6: Kitty litter
28/04/2013	Teresa	Offer 5: Tilapia and chips
20/05/2013	Laura	Offer 6: Venetian blinds
26/05/2013	Bryn	Offer 2: A photograph of the players on the wings.
14/06/2013	April	Offer 1: A bunch of bananas
26/06/2013	Mary	Offer 5: Crum
05/07/2013	Brian	Offer 3: A P45 for the Banker
20/08/2013	Richard	Offer 3: A £10,000 diamond engagement ring.
18/09/2013	Zie	Offer 3: £9500 plus some brisket
23/10/2013	Adam	Offer 3: One old boot.
23/12/2013	Rachael	Offer 1: A chocolate log and nut loaf. Offer 3: 10 stuffing balls.
25/12/2013	Harry	Offer 3: Christmas pudding and custard. Offer 4: Turkey sandwich.
21/08/2014	Emma	Offer 4: £18,300 plus a spa break for two. Offer 5: £28,300 plus a spa break for two.
07/01/2015	Hannah	Offer 3: £2000 plus driving lessons
16/03/2015	Margaret	Offer 4: £10,000 plus a hamper of various food.

There’s more than I thought! Thanks for this!