I seem to not be able to find this thread, so lets make another

I often walk round the streets, pretending to have tourettes, randomnly shouting "Deal", "No Deal", and "Noel Edmonds".

Only in front of people I know, I should add.

Also, whenever I cough/sneeze, I, out of habit, always turn it into "Noel Edmonds".

Same here! I frequently shout "NOOOOOOOEEEEEEELLLLLLLL" instead of simply saying "no", or go up to my friends and shout "DEAL!"

Whenever I text someone asking them if they want to come to the pub, for example. Instead of asking "Would you like to come to the pub at 8pm?" I ask "The offer is the pub at 8pm.... Deal or No Deal"

My English teacher said that the banker would phone up and offer marks during the exam, and that we should no deal right to the end, and hopefully have the highest marks left on the board.

I think of all amounts of money in terms of their position on the DOND board.

Like today, we had this talk from some uni guy:

Uni guy: Now, universities charge up to £3,000 in tuition fees per year.
Me: *thinks* That's not too bad, it's only a low red...

"No" in my dictionary has been replaced by "No Deal!", same with "Yes" and "Deal".

I also tend to chose my friends based on whether or not they appreciate the geniusness of the show.

Or "honorary blue" to use the phrase of the moment!