I want to propose a Celebrity Show using Deal or No Deal rules where the player in the chair gets executed if they fail to secure a Deal over £249,000 or go all the way and open their box and discover the £250,000 was not sitting there all the time.

Naturally they would have to be the type of loathsome minor celebrities that we all hate for the great British public to accept them being executed live on TV on a Saturday night.

I should also point out that the method of execution would have to make spectacularly good TV.

This is really going to test your imaginations and of course if you are easily offended do not read on!

The rules are simple

We have 22 places on offer.

Use this forum as a diary room and come and tell us who you would nominate.

Naturally you will have to state your reasons why and just being Jimmy Carr or Paul Daniels simply isnt good enough!

Finally as I have already explained I need you to come up with your very own method of execution.

It has to be good.

You have to beat the Stars in the Eyes Pro Celebrity X Factor Face Lift Special on the the other side (or whatever the hell it is was that wor lass taped over the football and ruined my weekend!)

Please dont nominate anyone that you do not wish to see removed from this planet.

I know that the nice folk at Endemol read this thread and they are always looking for ideas.

If you want to make me an offer - you know where to find me.

Naturally the Show will be hosted by Noel Edmunds!

GEORDIE


1. Christine and Neil Hamiliton - they can share a bloody place because it's my Game and I make up the rules.

I am nominating them because I saw their World Cup song video last night and I wanted to curl up and die with shame

It offended me to such an extent that I considered stabbing myself in the eyes and eardrums at the same time with red hot pokers to make the pain go away.

My method of execution.

I would like to see them dropped into a swimming pool full of hungry cannibal chickens who will peck them to death. Just to make sure that they are dead I would then take the chickens to MacDonalds and offer them as a cheap deal no questions asked. I would then tip off the News of the World and wait to see what happened when the Great British Public realised what was in their McNuggets. It would certainly beat reading about Chantelle!

This sounds like a brilliant show. Right up my boulevard!


I'd probably choose someone like Jade Goody as my contestant, though it could just as easily be anyone else from "Big Brother" as they are all desperate fame-seekers who really annoy me and take up too many column-inches of my newspaper, but none more so than Ms. Goody, so she can represent them all! Go back into the obscurity where you belong woman!!

I'd probably bury her up to her neck in sand, smear her face in honey and let loose a swarm of killer bees plus perhaps hide a few scorpions and pythons in the sand for good measure (whatever I can get on the cheap from the makers of Fort Boyard). If all else failed, I'd probably lower her head-first into a pit of molton lava or just throw her into my pool of aligators with laser beams attached to their heads, though the producers of 'Austin Powers' would probably have something to say about that one, not to mention the RSPCA!!

Yes. I think I would enjoy this show.

Can I point a nuclear missile at the whole of Fake Celebrity America or perhaps Beverly Hills ?

Or maybe Paris Hilton would be a good representative ?



I can NOT stand the plastic looks and false bonhomie of the bloody muppets that tend to gravitate toward there !! Why they feel that they need objects and fake beauty to make them feel above others is beyond me !!

So far we have

1 The Hamiltons
2 Jade Goody

Can you confirm you want Paris in or not

These places will go quickly

G

Yeah - I'll go for Paris Hilton ! She drives me bonkers ........... I'll send her up to space in a rocket with only enough oxygen to get her up there, then send a nuclear bomb up after her just for good measure !!



Edit - I've just watched her newest venture --- pop I defo want her in now !!

This starting to be the list from hell

1 Christine and Neil Hamilton
2 Jade Goody
3 Paris Hilton

Who will get the 4th spot

You can feel the tension.....

Ainsley Harriott. Really, need I say more?

I'd really REALLY love to chop off his stupid smiley face with a kitchen knife and scramble it with some basil. And force him to eat it. Even though he would no longer have a mouth.

EDIT: Please let me know if we're allowed to choose more than one, I'd have Teri Hatcher, Ruby Wax, Gina Yashere, Tess Daly, Davina McCall, Pete Doherty, Kate Moss, Sienna Miller, Jeremy Vine...the list goes on and on...

Michael Jackson? He could be donated to medical research - oh hang on, he did that himself about 20 years ago didn't he...

1 Christine and Neil Hamilton
2 Jade Goody
3 Paris Hilton
4 Ainsley Harriott
5 Michael Jackson (Provisional - we need details of the method of execution chosen)

I think we should allow 1 per forum member ...... and start a collection for the therapy that you are going to need for having that lot in your head at the same time

What a sick idea, 'joke' or otherwise.

Does every other one of your posts have to be a dig at Geordie? If so, go back to Digital Spy

No and please check your facts before making sweepingly untrue remarks. I stand by my view that the whole idea is sick even if it's intended to be a joke. It's got nothing to do with the person who posted the topic. I can't think of any similar thread anywhere on this forum. And I have nothing more to say on this thread so please feel free to continue slagging me off.

No need for anyone to slag anyone off. If you think that the idea is sick then you are entitled to your opinion and we shall agree to differ. Humour is a very personal thing. You either find things funny (Sunderland Football Club for example) or you dont.

Well said Geordie

Well said Geordie.

I love your imagination and sense of humour so I will go for Pete Doherty.

My method of execution would be to lock him in the Golden Room in the Big Brother House with a chainsaw and no drugs.

I did think of asking you to make him appear on You Are What you Eat and have Dyno Rod do his colonic irrigation but I want him off the planet today.

I think there should be a prize for this

1 Christine and Neil Hamilton
2 Jade Goody
3 Paris Hilton
4 Ainsley Harriott
5 Michael Jackson
6. Peter Doherty

Could you please allow me to flee the country before you drop a nuke on the USA?

As for this topic, I would like to nominate Tom Cruise! Can't stand that wierdo!

-Joe R.

1 Christine and Neil Hamilton
2 Jade Goody
3 Paris Hilton
4 Ainsley Harriott
5 Michael Jackson
6. Peter Doherty
7. Tom Cruise

The Game from hell is filling up nicely although we do seem to be slipping with the amusing and imaginative forms of execution folks......

Who will be next...........?