Have you ever noticed how the Contestants ALWAYS place the box in exactly the same place.

Well now the greatest scandal in the history of DOND can be revealed.

The entire team is made up of Noel's relatives.

Consider the evidence

The Production Team at the Dream Factory employ four technicians on huge salaries to place clear sticky backed plastic (or sellotape type stuff to you or me) on the top of the table before every show.

Apparently if you dont have the surname Edmunds you need a degree in Film and Media Technology and Applied Mathematics to get either of the bottom edge of the box this is where you put it mark placers jobs and dont get me started about the Doctorate in Applied European Media Communications and Nuclear Physics that non-Edmunds family members need to put down the markers for the edge of the box which goes near to Mr Edmunds or the Contestant.

Next week - I will tell you all about the team who make the tea that the contestant and Noel drink and the qualifcations requested by non Members of the Edmunds family who applied for the following jobs:-

Carry this to Noel and Dont splash his shoes Assistant
Carry this to the Contestant and dont forget the Valium Assistant
The Tea Bag Placer
The Boiling Water out of the Urn Team
The Sugar Loader
The Sugar Stirrer
The Sugar Counter
The Milk collector
The Milk measurer
The Milk Pourer
Betsy the Cow
The Betsy the Cow Ventinary Team
The Betsy the Cow Effluent Disposal Team
The Bestsy the Cow Milking Team
and the Milking Team Stool Counter and his repair team

There are marks on the table where the back corners of the box go. didn't you notice that?

nah, don't worry about cynical aaron...i'm with ya geordie!

Obviously
That is how I stumbled on to the scandal... read it again

lol, you alright there Dave?

Dave?

ooops wrong smilier

well are you pete, fred, tom, harry, john?

Maud that's not THE Dave!

I'm Smiler

lol, you had evil folks then