Okay i just had to vent my feelings about Noel in a thread. i am so worked up by him that i can't promise this will be coherant or....legible, so my apologies in advance.

noel is doing my tree in. we have a rocky relationship in general, but if he mentions how crap the luck has been once more, or mentions something is the best/worst board we have seen for 'months', or the best/worst game we have seen for 'months', or get some other facts wrong, i think i might DIE. Or, if he says we are 'statistically overdue' anything, or if he says it has been ages since our last big payout, like a week after a big win, i may have to take out my rage by driving a car into a tree

today, after complaining for yonks that we haven't had a winner over £20k for ages, he goes on to say that today was a great victory over the banker, and that this was exactly the kind of game we needed. no noel, that was wrong! for one, lofty didn't win over £20,000...and he threw away £30,000!! the fact you seem to think he has broken this spell of bad luck is absolutely INSANE!! and the fact that you kept going on about it being a great show was INSANE!! he dealt at 3rd deal!!

*breathes*

ok, all done.

Plus the fact that Tom won £33,000 on Thursday, yet Noel still claims we're overdue a big win. (OK, it wasn't the biggest ever, but I'm not sure what he's expecting...) And when he asked Louise what was in her box, and she said "I don't know", and he said "POSITIVITY", I was ready to kill.

it's great he's enthusiastic, but

I do love Noel but he is annoying at times, especially when he goes 'wouldn't it be a disaster if we took out he £75,000' or whatever, and then goes on about positivity. And £33,000 was a big win - it was either today or yesterday (or Saturday...or Friday...) he said that they hadn't had a big win since Gaz and the £100,000.

I like Noel but sometimes he can say stupid things, like we haven't had a big win for 3 weeks i.e Tom won £33k last week, he said Tom beat the banker he could have got £99k. Today Lofty said he beat the banker even if he went on he would have won more than £18k.

Enough said.

Haha poor Noel...I think his losing his marbles!

Getting old, it does things to you.

sorry won't say anythng against my boy I don't listen to what he says anyway to busy gawping

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeww.

ah well, each to their own! *slips on suezan's drool*

Well said Suezan. Noel is a dude.

I can't really imagine anyone else presenting the show.