AnOde to Pat

**Joined:** Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:27 pm **Warnings:** 0

22 players brave
Stood in the two wings
Would we be treated to a dance
or would one contestant sing

Who would have their show today
We wait with anxious eyes
Oh my god its lovely Pat
What a bitter sweet surprise

She came bearing lovely gifts
For the banker in his lair
But Pat the evil banker
Does not even have no hair

The game it started oh so well
The game was so alright
But those boxes played a trick on Pat
With Victory in her sights

We are so sad our lovely Pat
you went with just a grand
But the members of your fan club here
Applaud your brave last stand

God bless you Pat, from all on Dond uk fans

Suez xxxxxxx

**Joined:** Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:35 pm **Warnings:** 0

Wow! Think you might just rival Morris with your literary skill!

Pure genius

xxx

**Joined:** Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:27 pm **Warnings:** 0

Thanks Golden glad you like it

Suez XXX

**Posted:** Wed May 03, 2006 7:55 pm **Author:** Steve **Post subject:**

Awwwww and the fan club got a mention too :-D

**Joined:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:24 am **Warnings:** 0

That was a lovely little ode there Suezan :-D

**Posted:** Wed May 03, 2006 8:24 pm **Author:** LittleFrog **Post subject:**

When I read that poem I really did have a desire to salute the wonderful Pat.

Everyone raise a glass in her honour! :beer:

**Joined:** Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:27 pm **Warnings:** 0

Steve wrote:

Awwwww and the fan club got a mention too :-D

well there would of been no club and no wonderful banners without you steve

**Posted:** Wed May 03, 2006 9:49 pm **Author:** Steve **Post subject:** Re: pat

Suezan wrote:

Steve wrote:

Awwwww and the fan club got a mention too :-D

well there would of been no club and no wonderful banners without you steve

Awwww thanks, and there would be no club and no wonderful banners without Pat either :-D

**Joined:** Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:24 am **Warnings:** 0

Suezan wrote:

well there would of been no club and no wonderful banners without you steve

*Cough* and no t-shirts without me! *Cough*

Actually talking about them t-shirts, they've already sold out, made a nice little profit too, maybe I should send the money to Pat. :-D

**Joined:** Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:27 pm **Warnings:** 0

sorry
banker your t shirts are wonderful

**Posted:** Wed May 03, 2006 10:30 pm **Author:** **Kay** **Post subject:**

Pat ..... what a legend and what a funny show - gutted she didnt win more though but she is sooo entertaining - she should get her own TV show me thinks xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx love her xx

**Joined:** Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:27 pm **Warnings:** 0

i am having a poetic evening :shock:

Suezan wrote:

i am having a poetic evening :shock:

yes you are - impressed though usually its cherry doing all the poems xx

**Joined:** Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:27 pm **Warnings:** 0

I thought I would give her a night off bless her her fingers must be tired out. By the way i'm in Chat magazine tomorrow sold them a story which surprisingly does not have one mention of bananas in it

Suezan wrote:

I thought I would give her a night off bless her her fingers must be tired out. By the way i'm in Chat magazine tomorrow sold them a story which surprisingly does not have one mention of bananas in it

that shocks me ..... i think its more like a farewell mention b4 u get locked up!!!!

u got a photo in their too ..... strike a pose and all that!!!

**Joined:** Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:27 pm **Warnings:** 0

yes a few photos I think they send a photographer around about 6 weeks ago and took loads, don't worry i haven't murdered anyone or anything bad I had an 11lb fibroid removed and they did a story on it

**Posted:** Wed May 03, 2006 11:02 pm **Author:** **Kay** **Post subject:**

well that makes u a celebrity now darlin xxx

**Joined:** Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:27 pm **Warnings:** 0

and the next day it will be chip paper never mind earned me some dosh :-D

Suezan wrote:

and the next day it will be chip paper never mind earned me some dosh :-D

doesnt matter - u will be in there again soon enough with the crazy cornish banana eatin woman story xxx

**Joined:** Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:27 pm **Warnings:** 0

and we can have banana wedding cake or banofee pie or what the heck lets have both

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