I am starting a campaign to get Noel some better clothes.

Who wants to join? We can post pictures or descriptions of new clobber here.

Im thinking a nice Ralp Lauren polo shirt with levi jeans, what would you like to see on the man himself?

Good idea, but I expect you can't have logos like the Ralph Lauren one on TV, so I'd just go for some well tailored shirts from any of the shops on Jermyn Street, London.

"...and no questions. Except one. Which charity shop does Noel get his clothes from?"

No I like Noel's clothes as they are. It was those hideous shirts that brought him into fame I can't imagine any other clothes that would suit him.

There is one just like that on ebay.

I cant wait for the summer shows, do you think he will wear shorts? We can have a nobbly knee contest

I'd like to see him do a cheggers and present au natural

suez

Errr.... shivers at the prospect of seeing Noel's crinkley bottom.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I wonder if he has tatoos on each cheek like my other half


suezan

That really would bring a whole new dimension to "Symbol Watch"

The contestants could go au natural as well now I know there are a few guys the girls fancy you'd like to see

Suez

Paisley should be banned. Anyone seen that red and white paisley shirt - ewww

I think polo shirts would be nice.

But the wacky shirts are his trademark aren't they. Wonder if he wears hawaiin shirts in the comfort of his own home???

I suppose anything is better than those God awful things he wears at present.

Did you see today's shirt?! I sense a shirt-watch thread coming on!

yes it would be hunt the symbol

Suez

you're funny dude

I was thinking today how much Noel could benefit from a shorter sleeve. Maybe show off his arms a bit. He may be a bit like Susan from Neighbours who is apparentlyhas tattoos on her arms which is why she always wears long sleeves (is this true? lol). Maybe Noel has Mr Blobby tattooed on his upper arm and wears long sleeves to cover it up.

Actually can someone do some photoshop images of Noel's head superimposed on different fashions? Like we could have Noel as an indie kid, Noel as an Emo etc. That would be great.

HAHA.

Noel superimposed on a chav. What a joke. Personally, I think Noel should come on one day with an open shirt and a medallion, just for a laugh. I reckon he'd pull it off.

Well I'd like to see him as an Emo Kid, with a black fringe and his trousers pulled down half way to reveal his boxers. That would be great.

But the medallion thing sounds cool too, a bit Jimmy Saville for my liking, but cool.