Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:32 pm
Location: London, UK
Warnings: 0
|
To celebrate Christmas, I've written a song that pays tribute to the dream factory's most dastardly resident. Well, when I say 'written' I've taken the lyrics of http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4 and slightly modified them a bit. Feel free to sing along! A one, a two, a one two three four...
Banker, oh Mr Banker, he always gives them offers on the phone,
Banker, oh Mr Banker, he'll probably spend his Christmas all alone...
Let's hear it for Mr Banker!
A long run of tiny wins will make his day,
And as far as we can see,
He wants all to win 1p,
There's no one in the world he wants to pay!
No Deal too high, no Donna to cry,
No game too long, no player too strong,
No money to rot (he's got a lot),
No gap too steep, no box to peep,
No Star too bright, no Swap too right,
No Vicky too tall, no Frazer too cool,
No offer too low, he'll give it a go,
No end to his talents, no board too balanced!
Banker, oh Mr Banker, when disaster strikes you never get depressed,
Banker, oh Mr Banker, you'll always say that Dealing is the best...
Although we never see him on TV,
We once saw a glimpse of him in his study,
And despite the really big wins,
There's been gambles like Di and Fin's,
He knows he'll show the wings a thing or two!
Baaaaanker, Mr Baaaaanker, you're the guy who puts the Deal in No Deal,
Baaaaanker, Mr Baaaaanker, when someone wins a blue how must you feel?
No twist too rough, no Swap too tough,
No Noel too slick, no round too quick,
No box too hot, whatever they've got,
No shirt too chic, no board too weak,
No odds too slim, no win too grim,
No guess too wrong, No think too long,
No price too high, for boxes to buy,
No deal? No doubt, no backing out!
Baaaaanker, Mr Baaaaanker, oh it's non-stop nasty games you want to see,
Baaaaanker, Mr Baaaaanker, stay loyal to your Banker pedigree!
Baaaaanker, Mr Baaaaanker, Swaps, Undeals, Scrooge and Santa and the rest,
Baaaaanker, Mr Baaaaanker, you'll always say that Dealing is the best!
Merry Christmas to you all!
_________________
"Welcome to PACK IT IN OR CARRY ON!"
|
|
FAQ
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:20 pm Author: Billy Post subject: A festive carol to you all
