Okay people. Here's one for you. What item of DonD merchandise are you most eagerly waiting for and would buy without question. There must be tons of stuff that can be merchandised (if it hasn't been already) - what do you think would be the best sellers?


I think I'd most like to see a board game or perhaps a PC or DVD version of the game hosted by Noel.

And the game would come with clips from popular contestants, and you choose the contestants to which box at the start of the game.

I agree a dvd game I am wearing out my telly adicts one

I want an official cup.

Also the tea set they've used from time to time looks cool.

Yeah, I WANT A CUP!!!

And a banker phone, so that whenever somebody rings the house I can answer "Hello banker"

I'll third the cup idea,

I tried to make my own with a white mug and a pen but it just looks wrong!

What I'd really like is a playset with 22 badly made boxes and a toy wrestler that looks like Noel Edmonds, but where am I going to find something like that?!?

LMAO

A place that sells 22 badly made boxes and a toy wrestler that looks like Noel Edmunds.



You can do that on a real phone. Whenever I get a call from someone trying to sell me windows I say "Hello W@nker"

I want someone to take a barbie doll, change it from blonde to black, slap a pair of dugarees on it and call it a Limited Edition DonD "Lucy" doll. Anyone fancy making me one and then posting a link for it on eBay? I guarantee it will sell!

I'm in the process of making a PC version for my own use. Its just a case of recording the neccessary clips now. When it nears completion I'll issue a beta copy. Though I may forward a copy to Endemol first to see what they would make of me distributing it (non profit).

Don't do that! They'll probably ban it and insist on all copies being incinerated and buried in a sealed metal container hidden beneath 60 feet of earth... or they might just say OK.

Not a snowballs chance in hell of them saying yes to that one, even if you did beg on your hands and knees and told them it was freeware and 'non-profit'. That doesn't mean I'd like to see a copy though!

Back to the idea of a Noel Edmunds figureen. Noel looks like a younger version of Hulk Hogan, does he not? So I made a sketch of what it might look like



It's so convincing I'm having that as my avatar.

On the subject of eBay, just having a look now, and this is a somewhat interesting one:-

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/DEAL-OR-NO-DEAL-S ... dZViewItem

I loved the small print at the bottom:-

ATTTENTION : In order to be respectfull as well as complaint with Ebay's and Paypal's terms of service, This is NOT a lottery, game of chance/skill, opportunity, givaway, raffle, lottery ticket, sweepstakes, pool, competition/contest, wager, gambeling or betting opportunity in any shape of form or fashion. In addition participants in this auction are not "winning" anything as i am not distributing "prizes" or monetary compensation as a "prize". ThankYou.

Erm. This is not a lottery??? I don't think so!!!

What a great find and what an easy way of making money. The idea is certainly interesting but I'll give it about 3 days before ebay hears about it and closes the auction!

There's only an hour left, and it looks like only one person has been stupid enough to take one of the 22 boxes. I'm sure eBay would cancel it if they got wind though. Not that I'm going to tell them!

Me too on the official DOND cup!

Alongside the phone as well

I also know someone who has a similar tone to the DOND ring on his mobile, might be a little different but the sound resemblence is uncanny.

And for a quirky eBay item - What are the chances of Noel's orange or banana peels from recent episodes appearing on there? Probably been chucked but there may have been an eagle eyed die-hard fan there looking to make a little bit of dough maybe?

How would you prove that the banana peel was the exact same one that was eaten by Noel on National TV? More importantly, how could they DISPROVE it, if I happened to rumage through my bin and found a banana peel that was two months old as passed it off on eBay as Noel's? I wonder if it would attract any bids. They do say there is one born every minute...

Maybe I could print off some dodgy-looking "Certificate of Authenticity" and spin some yarn about a mate being employed as a cleaner down at the Bristol studios where DonD is filmed and that the said banana peel has been sitting fully-preserved in my freezer ever since ...... any takers???

It probably would be difficult to authenticate a banana peel as Noel's but anything sells on eBay providing its moral!

Well not always....

Temporary Tattoos to put on my hand that can only be clearly seen when i take a phone call.