One of the nice things about the DOND experience as far as I am concerned has been the number of people from this site who have sent me some wonderful personal messages since my show was aired on February 1st.

Just want to say thanks to each and everyone of you and to everyone who sent me a message to say that they hated me, my guts, my game, my football team and the Sun Newspaper.... here's 20p.

Go phone someone who can help you find your life.

I know that my game was the worst there ever was, worst there certainly is (on tape) and worst there ever will be to paraphrase Bret the Hitman Hart.

I am just glad I slept through the whole damm thing!

Geordie

www.invernesshighlandgames.com

I will post it below

Enjoy
G

This is one of the funniest things I have ever heard and the significance to DOND is that I listened to it on my i-pod in the DOND studio. It is unsuitable for anyone apart from Geordies to listen to.

http://media.putfile.com/bt-customer-service

THE STRING AND THE SPOON

A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an
organization. Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant in Newcastle and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the barman brought our beers, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"

"Well, "he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Toon Consulting to
revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it
with his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen
instead of making an extra trip to get it right now."

I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the
waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same
string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the
waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right
there?"

"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant.
That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in
the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull
it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands,
shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent.

I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"

"Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon."

At our audition in Carlisle they used this game to sort out those applicants they wanted to invite to play the game. You have to get to level 4

Don't press the mouse buttons as that is a fault

http://www.winterrowd.com/maze.swf

Hi Geordie,

All of us here in da house waited for your game and was so gutted after being there so long and being so ill the numbers did not work in your favour, I think you were one of the players who seemed to care so much about the others. And we wish you well for the future

Suez

I wasn't too keen on you to be quite honest

http://www.triadhighlandgames.org/guest.html

I found this on the internet Geordie.
No wonder you said you were lucky!

OOOOOH

WOR LASS REVEALED!

And what a stunner Wor Lass is x