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Noel_Blobby

PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:50 pm    Author: Noel_Blobby    Post subject: Daft Sporting Quotes
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"For those watching on black-and-white sets, Spurs are in the yellow." - Ron Atkinson goes colour-blind
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." - Attributed to several radio stations.
"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?" - Name protected for obvious reasons.
"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona." - Mark Draper wants to move to the famous Milanese club.
"Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand." - Ted Lowe.
"I can't tell who's leading. It's either Oxford or Cambridge." - John Snagge, covering the University Boat Race. [No, it's Harvard, you idiot!]

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Power5

PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:56 pm    Author: Power5    Post subject:
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These are always good however many times you hear them!

Welcome back safc4eva by the way, one of our long-lost members resurfaces! :D

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22identicalboxes

PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:00 pm    Author: 22identicalboxes    Post subject:

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Great quotes, and welcome back. Have you ever read Colemanballs?


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Tom22

PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:02 pm    Author: Tom22    Post subject:

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HAHA


Nice Quotes


Welcome Back!!

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JamesR

PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:27 pm    Author: JamesR    Post subject:
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Welcome back!

Here's a few from the legendary Murray Walker:

"Nigel Mansell has gone from seventh to sixth to fourth to fifth and now to third and this is lap twenty three"
"And just to clarify, Häkkinen leads and has yet to stop, Coulthard leads and has yet to stop"
"Now we go into lap 53, the penultimate last lap but one."
"Excuse me while I interrupt myself..."
"And at last he passes... No! He's off! I thought he was going to pass but he's overshot!"
"With half the race gone, there's half the race still to go."
"If the gloves weren't off before—and they were—they sure are now!"
"That's a good stop. Just under 10 seconds. Call it 9.7 in round figures."
"Now he must not go the wrong way round the circuit and unless he can spin himself stationary through 360 degrees I fail to see how he can avoid doing so."
"Now Laffite is as close to Surer as Surer is to Laffite."
"There's a difference of only one second between these two cars ...one... that's how long a second is"
"I should imagine that the conditions in those cars are totally unimaginable."
" 'If' is a very long word in Formula One; in fact, 'if' is F1 spelled backwards."

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Tom22

PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:29 pm    Author: Tom22    Post subject:

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JamesR wrote:
Welcome back!

Here's a few from the legendary Murray Walker:

"Nigel Mansell has gone from seventh to sixth to fourth to fifth and now to third and this is lap twenty three"
"And just to clarify, Häkkinen leads and has yet to stop, Coulthard leads and has yet to stop"
"Now we go into lap 53, the penultimate last lap but one."
"Excuse me while I interrupt myself..."
"And at last he passes... No! He's off! I thought he was going to pass but he's overshot!"
"With half the race gone, there's half the race still to go."
"If the gloves weren't off before—and they were—they sure are now!"
"That's a good stop. Just under 10 seconds. Call it 9.7 in round figures."
"Now he must not go the wrong way round the circuit and unless he can spin himself stationary through 360 degrees I fail to see how he can avoid doing so."
"Now Laffite is as close to Surer as Surer is to Laffite."
"There's a difference of only one second between these two cars ...one... that's how long a second is"
"I should imagine that the conditions in those cars are totally unimaginable."
" 'If' is a very long word in Formula One; in fact, 'if' is F1 spelled backwards."




Classic Murray

Greatest commentator on Earth!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:31 am    Author: #1 Box 4 fan    Post subject:
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Murray- what a legend.

Anyway here's one I remember from 'wrispering' Ted Lowe.

"...and he's playing for the brown, and for those of you with black and white TVs, the brown is just behind the blue!"

and..

"That's inches away from being milimetre perfect..!"

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JamesR

PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:42 pm    Author: JamesR    Post subject:
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As the Grand Prix snooker is one at the moment, here's some of the most annoying, recurring quotes:

Clive Everton:
"He has reduced his arrears..."
"Barring snookers..."

John Virgo:
"WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOIN'?"
"That's INCH PERFECT!"

Willie Thorne:
"He's only 6-1 to win the frame at this visit"
"He's just gone favourite!"

Dennis Taylor:
"How's your luck?"
"That's just sheer adrenalin!"

How many times have those above quotes been said already?! :roll:

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rico7

PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:38 am    Author: rico7    Post subject:
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" I never criticize referees and I'm not going to change a habit for that prat." (attributed to Ron Atkinson)


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justcause110

PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:15 am    Author: justcause110    Post subject:
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"If I'm very much mistaken, I am very much mistaken"

Murray = King of commentary


Maybe he should do a one off and do the Brit GP with Brundle, whilst he did the Aussie GP this year.


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Will

PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:25 am    Author: Will    Post subject:
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Brilliant! My favourite is probably from Ian Rush...

"It was like playing in a foreign country." - These were his comments on playing for Juventus, in Italy.

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