Which do you own - sensible, silly or just plain over the top?

I own [all England stuff unless stated]:
7 small flags
1 England cape
3 England flags given away as a promotion by Thompson's
1 inflatable hand
1 air horn
2 large flags
1 whistle
1 fold-away chair
2 inflatable drumsticks [bang them together and they make a metallic 'PANG' noise]
2 CD's [Football Crazy; England the Album]
1 double-sided banner [like 2 or more people hold at matches - has 'ENGLAND' on one side and 'GOAL' on the other]
1 England lion mascot
1 football mat with 16 flags decorating the side
3 England pin badges
3 England replica shirts
1 set of England bed covers
32 laminated cut-out flags of all the World Cup nations [and 68 more non-WC nations - 100 flags in total]
1 World Cup Monopoly set
4 World Cup info books
2 inflatable goals with 'ENGLAND' on the crossbar
1 football decorated with flags
1 football decorated with a world map
2 wallcharts [1 for predictions, 1 for actual results]
1 inflatable England football
2 pairs of England pyjamas
2 PC games [1 management; 1 official]
1 PS2 game
1 GBA game
10 DVDs
1 video

Wow.

For the 1998 World Cup - so I would have been 9 - I would see which games were on, and then draw myself a big flag of the team I wanted to win in each one. I spent so long doing that....I don't need any of your expensive merchandise!

I don't even like it now.