An old gag format I had lying around my computer.

Five blocks of five amounts, all created by a random draw from 25. One block of low blues (£5 or less), one block of high blues (£10-£750), one block of low reds (£1k-£26k), one block of high reds (£35k-£250k), and one block of anything that's not cash. Could be prizes. Could be twists. Could be twisted prizes.

Here's your opening board!



That Tesco Bonus will turn every 0 on the board into a 1, because every little helps! And speaking of 1, there's more than one One to win. An entirely appropriate board for Game 1, then - and as if that weren't enough, Split will make two random values one and the same - the average of those two. For instance, your £63 and £4,444 could be Split into £2,253.50 boxes, because obviously.

International rules apply apart from there being one fewer one-pick rounds at the end because 25 rather than 26 (duh), so pick your box and then pick six!

Hmm. Not too big on Olly Murs... might prefer a 2Pac album. But anyway, we play on.

I will choose box 13, incidentally my bomb in the previous round of RtAB, and we shall rid: 20, 24, 9, 15, 12 and 8.

20 - £125,000! NASTY start.
24 - £4,444. Wakey up, another red's gone!
9 - £3,000. Another, but the right direction continues...
15 - £44,000! Oh for...
12 - £5! BLUEYEAH!
8 - Tesco Bonus! BRING ON THE ONE-DERFUL SHOW!!

Because of how the peanuts values are displayed on the board with 0s, you get 1s on there and £1.11 is now your lowest board value!

BANKER'S OFFER

£8,111

Not a bad starting offer... but I think I'll continue.

25, 14, 18, 6 and 4, pleaze!

KP when can I play? Sounds cool

NO DEAL it is and here goes...

25 - £2.51! You can keep the change.
14 - Olly Murs CD! It can be kept out of this game and saved for the right place and right time.
18 - £38,111! Big hole, massive two-box game... but two massive boxes. And Split could change this board yet!
6 - Split, RIGHT on cue! Let's see what the change is...

£1.13 is being replaced...

...and so is £175,111! Both now become the hilarious and life-changing sum of £87,556.07!! #roundeduppenny #boom

4 - £1.63! No doubt that's good!

That is a heck of a bizarre round, but I like it...

BANKER'S OFFER

£11,111

Hilarious? More like amazing! Not too big on the offer, so I guess I'll have to continue!

10, 26, 21 and 1 please!

10 - HTC One! It wasn't even the M8...
26 doesn't exist as there's only 25 boxes
21 - £87,556.07 - original red edition! Well, that Split has spared you a huge one-box game...
1 - £1.11! You're guaranteed £11!

Pick one more...

Oops... it'll have to be 22 then!

22 - £87,556.07! There goes the other one!!

BANKER'S OFFER

£7,000

Keep going, Skyline. That's a RUBBISH offer for the board.

Oh no! Looks like I'm going on then.

NO DEAL: 23, 17 and 5 please!

Dare to agree with ACB?

23 - £12,511! How volatile do you want this board?
17 - £1,251! 12:51 was the name of a song by The Strokes, but you're giving me a heart attack!
5 - £125! It was the logical conclusion to the round if you think about it...

BANKER'S OFFER

£12,511 + 2Pac CD

A slighty better offer, but I'd still go on here.

Yikes Would have to think about this one!

Hmm... I think it's worth two more boxes. 3 and 7 please...

Oh here we go...

3... Xbox One! Non-cash, off!
7... huge pick...

£151! And now you have an offer after every box!!

BANKER'S OFFER

£21,511

Which is why I'll go for one more... oh I'm a fool...

11 !!!!!

Fool or No Fool?

11...

£63!

NO FOOL!



Time to get serious.

BANKER'S OFFER

£35,000

Dare I go one more?!

Naaah... DEAL!