I'll have a game of Deal or No Deal.
It's Dilan04 we're with, and Skyline's version because I can't be arsed to go to the addictedtodealornodeal forum index (sorry Cookie - yeah, we all remember Cookie,
right?

) to find the Unix version. So Flash Tortoise it is.
I'll have box
4, thanks.
Strategy of box selection: Eliminating my least favourite numbers first, which means all the odd numbers. The first two are my two least favourite in that order (very worst--penultimate), while the rest are in no particular order. Then I'll be taking out my less favourite even numbers to leave me with my dream 5-box of 4 (my box), 2, 6, 8 and 16.
Comprendé?
Round 13.
£5,000 Nice start
13.
£100 First blue, very good. The two worst numbers below 22 known to mankind nicely out of the way now.
19.
£3,000 Yep, I'll take that
11.
£15,000 And that....
15.
£20,000 And just about that.
Banker's offer:
£2,000That's an easy NO DEAL.
Round 221.
£50017.
£1,000 Interesting already....
9.
£5 Quite strong now!
Banker's offer:
£14,700Much more like it! Still NO DEAL, however.
Round 37.
£10,000
5.
£250 I have 4 of the Banker's P5 remaining....and ALL of mine!
1.
£250,000 Well, er, I, aha, ahem, I, er, not any more.

STILL FOUR THERE THOUGH!
Banker's offer:
£4,700Oh, nice one Banksy, nice one. Take the 1 off, yeah, alright. No Deal, thanks.
Round 418.
50p Lovely.
22.
£50 I do have to remember that any red from hereon in
will be from my P5, however....
20.
£50,000 And there's one of them. Still, not too bad.
Banker's offer:
£10,200That's actually worth consideration. I do think it's worth another round, but I may be forced into chasing the money if I hit two - or even one, if it's the "right" one - of the remaining reds. It's a risk I take, though; NO DEAL!
Round 514.
10p
10.
£100,000 There goes the "right" red.
12.
1p PERFECT 5-BOX!!!! Well, in terms of the numbers I have left, anyway....
Banker's offer:
£7,300Now then. I'm thinking, here. Seriously thinking. It's not much of a drop from £10,200, and there is a chance that I'll take out both reds. HOWEVER. The disaster round is very unlikely....£750 is worth a lot to me, and as long as I keep one red, I'm in profit. After about 4 minutes, I have decided.................................
IT'S WORTH IT! NO DEAL.
Round 62.
£10 Good start. Silence in the studio.
8.
£75,000 Not so good, but if I can just hit one of those blues now, everything is fine. BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE (64 times

) -
6.
£1 YES!
Banker's offer:
£16,900Thankyou, and DEAL!
Well, in my box number 4 was....let's see....
£35,000. Ah well, box 16 has the
£750 and I'm as happy as Larry. Oh, wait, no I'm not, because this is all fake and I don't really have £16,900 and I'm still £8.83 in debt.
