Deal or No Deal Fansite and Forum: Welcome to DOND, the home of Deal or No Deal fans.

Deal Or No Deal
It is currently Sat May 02, 2026 6:28 am Last visit was: Sat May 02, 2026 6:28 am


Deal or No Deal is currently on a break.

Deal or No Deal forum index » General Forums » General DiscussionAll times are UTC [ DST ]



 [ 1 post ] 
Author Message

Noel_Blobby

PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:06 pm    Author: Noel_Blobby    Post subject: JOKES
User avatar

Joined: Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:11 am
Location: Nowhere
Warnings: 0
Post your favourites.


HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube don't panic. Simply pour a kettle of freshly boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid argument with the missus about lifting toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. High Blood pressure sufferers: Make an incision in your left or right wrist and bleed yourself for several hours, reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough

7. Avoid the mess when your toilet backs up, use the yard.

8. To avoid loss of life, blood or vital organs, never try anything on this list


Top
 Profile  
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
 [ 1 post ] 
Deal or No Deal forum index » General Forums » General DiscussionAll times are UTC [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bo and 0 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Jump to:  

Deal Or No Deal

[ View who is online ]

Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
Copyright ©2023 dond.co.uk All rights reserved

www.dond.co.uk is not responsible for the content posted by private individuals on this website. The views expressed herein are solely the opinions of the individuals that produced them and not necessarily the views of the owner, or of the admins, or of the moderators of this website.


Admin Zone Directory