Here’s some I found earlier:

Famous names:
Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer
William Shakepeare = I’ll make a wise phrase
Elvis = Lives

Others:
The Morse code = Here come dots
Election results = Lies! Let’s recount
Desperation = A rope ends it
Punishment = Nice thumps
Conversation = Voices rant on
The hurricanes = These churn air
Husband and wife = Fun was had in bed


And here’s some I came up with more specific to DOND:

Noel Edmonds = Lemon sodden
Power five = Few over pi
All or peanuts = Natural slope
Newbie = I be new
Banker spanking = Began skin prank
Chase the money = Meet cash, honey!


Any further contributions are welcome…

DOND anagrams you’ve invented yourself are especially welcome…

Mother-In-Law = Woman Hitler
The Eyes = They See
Waitress = A Stew, Sir?
Debit Card = Bad Credit
A Decimal Point = I'm A Dot In Place
Astronomer = Moon Starer
Astronomers = No More Stars
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
Eleven Plus Two = Twelve Plus One
Listen = Silent

I suppose this is technically an anagram, even though it's just a word spelled backwards...

Stressed = Desserts

Where are the ones Dirk did, H? In his fan club? Coz some of them were amazing

Here are the aforementioned anagrams from Dirk's fanclub (at least, those that haven't already been posted here):

It's a little bit like the final round on countdown where there is a made-up 9 letter word and the contestants have to buzz in with the correct 9 letter word for 10 points.

I don't mean to offend anyone here, but I got told one which scared me a bit. It involves Madeline McCann so if you are sensitive to this subject it's probably best not to look in the quote.

Garden > Danger.

Oh cookie, see what you mean,that is awful isn't it.

Now Cookie, mate. Anyone who finds that funny should be shot immediately.

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Microsoft Windows = Sown in discomfort
John Mayer = Enjoy harm
Belgium = Big mule
The eyes = They see


Barbie doll = Liberal bod
George Bush = He bugs Gore
Guinness draught = naughtiness drug
Breasts = Bra sets
The Titanic disaster = Death, it starts in ice


Apple Products = Support Placed
Western Union = No Wire Unsent
Bruce Springsteen = Creep brings tunes
Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter
vegetarian = ate in grave


graduation = out in a drag
Dick Cheney = Needy Chick
Jennifer Aniston = fine in torn jeans
Achievements = Nice, save them
Clothespins = So Let's Pinch


Spice Girls = Pig Slices
Princess Diana = end is a car spin
President W = Newest Drip
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
Laxative = exit lava
Evangelist = Evil's Agent


George W Bush = he grew bogus
Beavis and Butthead = Thus, be a bad deviant
Astronomer = moon starer
Apple, Inc = Epic Plan
San Francisco Giants- Fascinating, No scars


Pre Calculus = Call up curse
Stupid Girl = Drips Guilt
madonna louise ciccone = one cool dance musician
The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom

Dancing with the stars = Winners had tight acts
Sherlock Holmes = He'll mesh crooks
Frito Lay = Oily Fart
Baseball = Babes All
Christina Aguilera = Ugly Satanic Hair

Geologist = Go Get Oils
Christmas = Trims cash
Why do you care? = Hey you coward!
President Bush = Burnished Pest
Action man = cannot aim
The Simpson's = men's hot p***
Year two thousand = a year to shut down



shower time = where moist
Santa Monica = satanic moan
goodbye = Obey god
ipod lover = poor devil
Narcissism = Man's crisis
Actor Sylvester Stallone = Very cool talentless star
Funeral = Real Fun
comfort is = microsoft
Hot water = Worth tea
Television programming = Permeating living rooms



Darling I love you = Avoiding our yell
The Country Side = No City Dust Here
Flamethrower = oh, felt warmer
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord
Saddam Hussain = Humans sad side
Sheryl crow = her slow cry
Howard Stern = Retard Shown
Ladybug = bald guy
Astronomers = No more stars



A Gentleman = Elegant Man
I hate school = oh so ethical
No admittance = contaminated
Microwave = Warm Voice
Austin Powers = power us satin
T.S. Eliot = toilets
A telescope = To see place



Justin Timberlake = im a jerk but listen
Mel Gibson = Big Melons
The Apple Macintosh = Machines apt to help
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one



The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil
Schoolmaster = The classroom
A shoplifter = has to pilfer
listen = silent
Chemistry = *beep*, me cry



A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it
Garbage Man = Bag Manager

Saying people need to be shot is worse than people finding it funny...

Yeah, and hardly any of daniel123's had any relevance or made any sense. What a buffoon.

You may find it useful, HS, to know that I copied those from a website I found while searching for "anagrams" in Google.

I'm not sad enough to come up with so many anagrams. Let alone so many that are that crap.

That said....if by my standards they're crap, the likes of HS would find them utterly fascinating I daresay.....

Well then maybe you shouldn't have posted the crap ones.

And you were still sad enough to participate daniel123, so there's no good trying to talk down to me

It's scarcely an anagram, but the phrase "Was it a car or a cat I saw?" is exactly the same forwards as backwards.

(Geddit? No? You have to stick all the letters together like this, "wasitacaroracatisaw", and then read them from right to left, breaking the words up differently.)