you basically post any stupid comments you like: I'll start, heres a couple:



" I am a dishonest man, a dishonest man you can trust to be dishonest, honestly"


"I'm here to announce that i am announcing an announcement that most of you have not heard announced before, as this announcement is an announcement that will announce that i am making an important announcement, so listen to this announcement!"


any one g0ot anymore like that?

What im about to say is a lie and thats the truth


I am now lying

"Reports that say something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know.We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know." Donald Rumsfeld

God save America!

OK Heres an onslught bushisms


"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- Governor George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- Governor George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- Governor George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- Governor George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
- Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- Governor George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- Governor George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Governor George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- Governor George W. Bush

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
-George W. Bush


"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
-George W. Bush


"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''
-George W. Bush, Feb. 21, 2001


"If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!"
-George W. Bush, Bellevue Community College, Nov. 2, 2000


"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."
-George W. Bush, Beaverton, Ore., Sep. 25, 2000


"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
-George W. Bush


"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it."
-George W. Bush, speaking to Catholic leaders at the White House, Jan. 31, 2001


"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment."
-George W. Bush, Jan. 2001


"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
-George W. Bush, Dec. 20, 2000


"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."
-George W. Bush


"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.''
-George W. Bush


"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."
-George W. Bush


"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"
-George W. Bush


"I was raised in the West. The West of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."
-George W. Bush


"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow."
-George W. Bush, Jan. 2000


"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
-George W. Bush


"When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there."
-George W. Bush, Jan. 2000


"One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected."
-George W. Bush


"The great thing about America is everybody should vote."
-George W. Bush


"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."
-George W. Bush, May 11, 2001


"I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them."
-George W. Bush, Dec. 20, 2000


"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country."
-George W. Bush, on the Kyoto accord, April 24, 2001


"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."
-George W. Bush, Jan. 2001


"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure."
-George W. Bush, Jan. 2001


"This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end."
-George W. Bush, April 10, 2001


"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all."
-George W. Bush, May 22, 2001


"Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican."
-George W. Bush, declining to take reporters' questions during a photo op with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien, April 21, 2001


"But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe."
-George W. Bush, May 1, 2001

hey tom that last one was my dads birthday!!!

Keeping on the topic of Bush...

when was that?

That is classic!!!!!



Sky News strikes again. MWHAHAHA

"Once apollytito and Goldiloppers set out in the deep dark of the forry. She was carry a basket with buttere-flabe and cheesy flavour." - Stanley Unwin, Master of Nonsense.

"I was running so fast I met myself coming back"

"If we were all dead, we wouldnt be alive"

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -

"In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday...."

"I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am." -Homer J. Simpson

"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads."

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."

"If you could live forever, would you want to, and why?" answer, "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would
not live forever." - Miss Alabama 1994

In a pizza restaurant this evening:

Waiter: Oh, so you want the starters first?

this must have been the funniest trip to tescos,
checkout person-would you like me to start with the carrots or the potatoes? (funnily enough thats all we needed to buy)
......10 minutes later........
finally the checkout person finishes,
checkout person,-how many bags do you want?
checkout person-do you need any help packing?
we then pay and speed off home!