Chat-up lines

Last edited by h2005 on Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:43 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Post any funny chat-up lines here...

**Joined:** Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:05 am **Warnings:** 0

Guy goes up to a girl standing at a bar, grabs an ice-cube and slams it on the bar and says...... now I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me!

Certainly made me laugh!!

**Posted:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:47 pm **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

made me laugh too!

**Joined:** Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:24 pm **Warnings:** 0

Great idea for a thread... the chat up line that sticks out in my mind as one of the funniest is...... "If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!!" :lol:

**Joined:** Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:05 am **Warnings:** 0

bloke to woman..... My face is leaving in ten minutes, I want you to be on it!

**Posted:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:02 pm **Author:** wakey1512 **Post subject:**

Sassy Steph wrote:

Guy goes up to a girl standing at a bar, grabs an ice-cube and slams it on the bar and says...... now I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me!

Certainly made me laugh!!

What happened afterwards?

**Posted:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:03 pm **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

Haha, you don't ask those sort of questions, wakey!

**Joined:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:23 pm **Warnings:** 0

Here are a few that i heard being used in the Deal or No Deal hotel in Bristol!

I know milk
does a body good,
but DAMN,
how much have you
been drinking

All those curves,
and me with no brakes - sigh!

Can I borrow
the Price of a Phone Call
I want to call
your mother and thank her?

Do you sleep
on your stomach?
No.
Can I?

How about you sit on my lap
and we'll talk about
the first thing
that pops up?

Are we near the airport
or is that just my heart
taking off?

What time do you
have to be
back in heaven?

I may not be Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make
your bed rock
Yabba Dabba Doo

I like every muscle
in your body,
especially mine....

Did the sun come out
or did you just smile at me?

You are so hot,
its girls like you
that are the real reason
for global warming?

I miss my teddy bear.
Would you sleep with me?

Wish Your Underwear
was next to mine
Hey, I was thinking
more the washing line

Got the price of a phone call
Good, then ring your Parents
tell them you are staying out tonight

Your eyes are like Pools
Can I swim naked in them?

When the day is rough
your smile would be enough

**Posted:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:53 pm **Author:** Maud **Post subject:**

some of these are a litle x rated, lol

**Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:04 am **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

Still amusing though! :oops:

**Joined:** Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:24 pm **Warnings:** 0

Maudy wrote:

some of these are a litle x rated, lol

I'm sure you've heard it all before though

**Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:16 am **Author:** Maud **Post subject:**

Cazzie wrote:

Maudy wrote:

some of these are a litle x rated, lol

I'm sure you've heard it all before though

Yes i have caz, well a girls gotta have a laugh eh

**Joined:** Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:30 am **Warnings:** 0

Are you tired? You've been running through my mind all day....

*vomits*
Lol!

**Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:44 pm **Author:** Steve **Post subject:**

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

**Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:14 pm **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

Some great lines here!

**Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:10 pm **Author:** Adam L **Post subject:**

yup! i might use em

**Posted:** Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:02 pm **Author:** flamedtresses **Post subject:**

i knew there was a thread about chat up lines but i thought it was adif one to this :ponder:

anyway i heard this one today.... not sure how youd respond to it though lol

youve got the talk,
youve got the walk,
youve got the smile,
you drive me wild,
youve got the face,
youve got the body
and i have the wrong number sorry!

Ex-DoND contestant (show #992, 23 March 2009)

Cazzie wrote:

Great idea for a thread... the chat up line that sticks out in my mind as one of the funniest is...... "If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!!" :lol:

Well it must've worked for you and Kes...

**Posted:** Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:50 pm **Author:** NoelsFan **Post subject:**

Here's one:

Are you a mechanic, because you have just tightened my nut!!

**Posted:** Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:01 pm **Author:** jiveclive **Post subject:**

One That Sticks out is..

' The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!'

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