As do you too!

Thus endeth the joke

Once in Australia, Jonny was holding a pool party for 20 of his friends. Everyone was sitting down about to eat dinner when SUDDENLY! - a bell was rung vigorously and Jonny was standing at the side of the swimming pool.
"A croc!" he said, "There's a crocodile in the pool! Now, any one of you people who can get in the pool, wrestle that croc and bring him up to land safely, I'll give you $1,000!"

As quick as a flash, a man was in the water, splashing and writhing around, and lo and behold! After a while he had managed to get hold of the crocodile, and haul him up onto the floor.
"Wow! You did it! Well done, mate!" exclaimed Jonny, to rapturous applause and cheers from the gathered crowd; "Now, here's your $1,000 that I promised!" - he handed his soaked friend a cheque.
"No, I don't want that." he said, giving it straight back to the host.
"OK, here, have my watch!", Jonny replied.
"NO, I don't bloody want that either."

"Well, what do you want? My car, my house, my wife?!" Jonny asked him in desperation.
"NO, I WANT THE *BEEP* WHO PUSHED ME IN!" came the reply.

No, Jacques, the joke starteth here.

LOL That's my method of correct someone on their spelling, by spelling 'spelling' with one L

I'm currently listening to Tubular Bells, part one, on Grooveshark. RMF would be proud.

I'm now celebrating 10,000 official posts on this forum!

It was an important milestone to me many moons ago, and I'm happy to have reached it. So much has changed in seven years, but I'm proud to still be rolling along as ever.

Onwards, to the next 10,000.

10,0081

Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy... de quoi est-ce que tu parle?

10,008.1? Interesting. How does one make one tenth of a post?

I am currently feeling really nervous as I get my exam results tomorrow! If anything, I hope I get a good enough grade in English...if all else fails, I'm going to uni, so fingers crossed!

Best of luck tomorrow, I'm sure it will be fine! Hope you get the results you're after.

Yes... I'm currently excitedly waiting for my exam results which I receive on the 22nd. Also waiting to go in to hospital on the 12th of this month for some major surgery.

I'll be fine.

I hope so! We need your voice of reason around here!

Haha! I was unaware I had a 'voice of reason'. Don't worry, although I most likely won't post on here for at least 3 days whilst I'm stuck in the hospital.

I do hope I don't miss any exciting shows, but that's the least I should be worrying about...

How awful of me, I meant 10,081. Of course.

Well, you never know, you see.

GOOD LUCK! Which uni are you going to ?

Best of luck to Joel too! I know how annoying it is to wait for exam results, I've done it four years

None for me yet... since I've yet to take my exams (I missed them due to the blasted chicken pox. )

Jimmy... How did you get 10,081...?

Yes, my sentiments exactly!

I'm sure I made more than 81 posts in the ex-Minx thread anyway. And the "Top 10 Posters" thread, and quite a few more which no longer exist....I must have lost around 6,000 posts.

Thanks for the good wishes, and my best wishes to everyone else getting exam results soon!

Skyline - as yet I'm undecided, which probably isn't brilliant seeing as I apply later this year.

The Results are in. 3 of the 5 results were good. The other 2 (English and Maths) were a disaster, so I am currently eating a bowl of cereal, and feeling quite upset about those 2.