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alex xxx
PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:53 pm    Author: alex xxx    Post subject: alex xxx's University of life...

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having not had the opportunity to go to university, I will be starting my own, THE UNIVERSITY OF LIFE if anyone would like to join they are more than welcome. courses will include: cooking, cleaning, housework, DIY including laying wood flooring, and also the finer points of being the perfect husband/wife. Enrolment starts right now :-D Oh and the course is totally free!

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Maud
PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:54 pm    Author: Maud    Post subject: Re: University discussion thread
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Can we have a George Clooney degree???

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alex xxx
PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:16 pm    Author: alex xxx    Post subject: Re: University discussion thread

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of course we can maud, now is that what you would like from george clooney or what you would like to do for him????? :-D

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Maud
PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:06 pm    Author: Maud    Post subject: Re: University discussion thread
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Rearrange these words to find the answer:



ICE CREAM

BODY

LICK

SWEATY

HOT

FROM

HIS

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Tom22
PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:08 pm    Author: Tom22    Post subject: Re: University discussion thread

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LICK FROM HIS HOT SWEATY BODY ICE CREAM

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alex xxx
PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:20 pm    Author: alex xxx    Post subject: Re: University discussion thread

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Tom22 wrote:
LICK FROM HIS HOT SWEATY BODY ICE CREAM

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Lick ice cream from his hot sweaty body.
now then maud.......................
this is unversity not sex school!!!!!

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Maud
PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:23 pm    Author: Maud    Post subject: Re: University discussion thread
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Oh darling i dont need one of them... unless I was the teacher.

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alex xxx
PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:25 pm    Author: alex xxx    Post subject: Re: University discussion thread

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i shouldn't imagine you do, not at your age pmsl!!!!!

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Maud
PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:25 pm    Author: Maud    Post subject: Re: University discussion thread
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ooooooooh... low blow (and very Tom22 like)

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alex xxx
PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:28 pm    Author: alex xxx    Post subject: Re: University discussion thread

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your not that much older than me, and i certainly dont need one either.... like you say with all the big tools i have i shouldn't need teaching and as you have children you cant need pointers ;)

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:57 pm    Author: alex xxx    Post subject: Re: University discussion thread

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greeny wrote:
Yes, I go back to uni on Sunday, having received my textbooks for second year today (totalling £405).

darling you dont need books for my university, just an open mind and big tools according to maud lol :-D :shock:

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:02 pm    Author: cookie_monster    Post subject: Re: alex xxx's University of life...
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Can I be a lecturer? I'll teach about the environment and society.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:25 pm    Author: Maud    Post subject: Re: University discussion thread
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alex xxx wrote:
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Yes, I go back to uni on Sunday, having received my textbooks for second year today (totalling £405).

darling you dont need books for my university, just an open mind and big tools according to maud lol :-D :shock:


Size isnt too important... a knowledge of hiow to use them is better.

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alex xxx
PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:50 am    Author: alex xxx    Post subject: Re: alex xxx's University of life...

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ok then just a tool of any kind and well train you on how to use it lol! :-D oooh how come this thread was split off??? i get my very own thred whoo go me!!! :-D

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:08 am    Author: jivealex    Post subject: Re: alex xxx's University of life...
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what are you talking about?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:13 am    Author: Big-Davey    Post subject: Re: alex xxx's University of life...
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If jivealex needed to come to this University of Life, what could he learn from it? Anything worth learning? :P

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alex xxx
PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:58 am    Author: alex xxx    Post subject: Re: alex xxx's University of life...

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jivealex could learn how not to jive and just be a plain old alex like me. Also how to use tools properly, how to make nice homecooked food and how to be the perfect wife! also how to lay laminate flooring, how to put on wood cladding and how to make a workbench from scratch :smt023 do you want to come??? :-D

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:31 pm    Author: Maud    Post subject: Re: alex xxx's University of life...
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jivealex wrote:
what are you talking about?


h2005's tool, you have seen it, is it impressive???

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:55 pm    Author: h2005    Post subject: Re: alex xxx's University of life...
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Maud wrote:
jivealex wrote:
what are you talking about?


h2005's tool, you have seen it, is it impressive???


I shall show it to him tomorrow.

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Maud
PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:03 pm    Author: Maud    Post subject: Re: alex xxx's University of life...
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h2005 wrote:
Maud wrote:
jivealex wrote:
what are you talking about?


h2005's tool, you have seen it, is it impressive???


I shall show it to him tomorrow.


How about show it to us

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