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h2005

PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:49 pm    Author: h2005    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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Not forgetting this (posted twice): :lol:

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Can't someone give that duse a secon change?

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:50 pm    Author: Big-Davey    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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You should be ashamed of yourself H, not giving him a secon change! :smt011

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:54 pm    Author: Daisy    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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For sure with spelling and grammar like that he could make a fortune sending e-mails helpfully informing people of various ways to...

"enhance" themselves. :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:56 pm    Author: Big-Davey    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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No that's what we have Mike for! :smt047

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alex xxx

PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:58 pm    Author: alex xxx    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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No that's what we have Mike for! :smt047

mike wants to enhance himself???

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Michael DeVere

PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:07 pm    Author: Michael DeVere    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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What this about me :suspect:


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alex xxx

PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:53 am    Author: alex xxx    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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im shocked mike, that you wish to enhance yourself! :shock:

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:20 pm    Author: Maud    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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hmmm... wheres the jokes?

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alex xxx

PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:15 pm    Author: alex xxx    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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mike enhancing himself is funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Maud

PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:28 pm    Author: Maud    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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Is he getting a boob job?

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alex xxx

PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:04 pm    Author: alex xxx    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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yes he is getting his moobs enlarged

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Maud

PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:09 pm    Author: Maud    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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I like moobs

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:10 pm    Author: Big-Davey    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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Elphaba does too. :smt047

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alex xxx

PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:12 pm    Author: alex xxx    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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good job i do...............

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Michael DeVere

PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:16 pm    Author: Michael DeVere    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:11 pm    Author: Noel_Blobby    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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The government have introduced a new 'small business' scheme due to the credit crunch.

First, take a large business...

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:17 pm    Author: cookie_monster    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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What does Gordon Brown eat for breakfast?

Credit Crunch and milk.

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alex xxx

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:53 pm    Author: alex xxx    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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I have a brilliant joke, my signature! xxxxx

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:39 am    Author: ManWolf    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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Ok i have a good one

America has stevie wonder , Bob hope and someone brown

We have gordon brown no hope and no wonder

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:39 am    Author: Tom22    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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Ok i have a good one

America has stevie wonder , Bob hope and someone brown

We have gordon brown no hope and no wonder

HAHAHAHHA


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