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h2005
PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:32 pm    Author: h2005    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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Oh dear (again). Where are you getting these from? Or are you making them up?!

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:37 pm    Author: Noel_Blobby    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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I'm getting them from... a website, which shall remain unnamed.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:13 pm    Author: Noel_Blobby    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:27 pm    Author: h2005    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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You left out French Military Successes.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:13 pm    Author: redrum666    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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h2005 wrote:
You left out French Military Successes.


Tis true, the only war the French won was with themselves :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:51 pm    Author: Noel_Blobby    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:10 am    Author: Tom22    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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How do you get a fat bird into bed? Piece of cake...

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:50 am    Author: Tom    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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How do you get a fat bird into bed? Piece of cake...


*tumbleweed rolls past*
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:53 pm    Author: redrum666    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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Bwuahahahahahahahahaha! Best joke ever :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:23 pm    Author: daniel123    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:38 pm    Author: Maud    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?

bricks get laid

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:24 pm    Author: Tom22    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?

bricks get laid


What colour was the hair Mauds friend found the other day? Ginger :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:29 pm    Author: Maud    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?

bricks get laid


What colour was the hair Mauds friend found the other day? Ginger :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


OI.... I told u that in confidence... possibly

and it was only one... was more of a "strawberry blonde colour" hahaha

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:02 pm    Author: alex xxx    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread

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Maud wrote:
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Maud wrote:
Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?

bricks get laid


What colour was the hair Mauds friend found the other day? Ginger :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


OI.... I told u that in confidence... possibly

and it was only one... was more of a "strawberry blonde colour" hahaha

as a ginge NOT a strawberry blonde, that is just an excuse for not being ginge! i can confirm that you do get laid! and maud its ace being ginge you should try it :-D

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:59 pm    Author: Big-Davey    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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It is a good joke though! :P I gotta admit, as wrong as it might be! ;)

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:45 pm    Author: Maud    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:13 pm    Author: Daisy    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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What did one cannibal frog say to the other?

"We do taste like chicken!"


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:27 pm    Author: Big-Davey    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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Why does everything taste like ruddy chicken?!?!? :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:36 pm    Author: Daisy    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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Not everything. Ever been to KFC?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:36 pm    Author: h2005    Post subject: Re: Jokes thread
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