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Aaron Brock
PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:43 pm    Author: Aaron Brock    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines

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My teacher told me this one...

"I'm Fred Flintstone, and I wanna make your bedrock..."

Then this one I heard on Graham Norton show the other night...

"Can you just feel this shirt? Do I feel like boyfriend material?"

:eyes: :smt023

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Daisy
PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:06 pm    Author: Daisy    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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The only thing worse than people thinking I'm chatting up Dan and going out with divvy is someone's teacher telling them chat ups!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:27 pm    Author: Big-Davey    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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Amen!

...just realised what you just said...oi

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daniel123
PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:16 pm    Author: daniel123    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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Daisy wrote:
The only thing worse than people thinking I'm chatting up Dan and going out with divvy is someone's teacher telling them chat ups!
:-D


I disagree wholeheartedly with the part of the first bit about me, agree totally with the bit about Divvy and am absolutely horrified to hear someone has even allowed their teacher to get away with telling them chat up lines.

And another one, for those of us with the nice cute faces who can actually fake being thick effectively.

"Your glasses are rrreallllllllllllllllly big"

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TheDontCareBear
PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:34 pm    Author: TheDontCareBear    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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That's what she said.

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jivealex
PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:30 am    Author: jivealex    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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Post any funny chat-up lines here... :P


are you a nonce?

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Cazzie
PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:48 pm    Author: Cazzie    Post subject: Re:
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Maud wrote:
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some of these are a litle x rated, lol


I'm sure you've heard it all before though ;)


Yes i have caz, well a girls gotta have a laugh eh ;)


Dear God!! Weren't we very polite around each other back then. :lol:

This thread is highly amusing

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Maud
PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:52 pm    Author: Maud    Post subject: Re: Re:
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Cazzie wrote:
Maud wrote:
Cazzie wrote:
Maudy wrote:
some of these are a litle x rated, lol


I'm sure you've heard it all before though ;)


Yes i have caz, well a girls gotta have a laugh eh ;)


Dear God!! Weren't we very polite around each other back then. :lol:

This thread is highly amusing


ROFL... oh how horrid, being nice like that is rather sickening... lets have an odka fight to make up for it... I have some Nobbly Bobblies lying around too.

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Cazzie
PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:39 am    Author: Cazzie    Post subject: Re: Re:
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Maud wrote:
Cazzie wrote:
Maud wrote:
Cazzie wrote:
Maudy wrote:
some of these are a litle x rated, lol


I'm sure you've heard it all before though ;)


Yes i have caz, well a girls gotta have a laugh eh ;)


Dear God!! Weren't we very polite around each other back then. :lol:

This thread is highly amusing


ROFL... oh how horrid, being nice like that is rather sickening... lets have an odka fight to make up for it... I have some Nobbly Bobblies lying around too.


Now that's what I call a chat up line :-D

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Maud
PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:03 pm    Author: Maud    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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Oh Cazzie, I never realised you had these feelings towards me.... I always thought you liked the feathered variety ;)

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killersbee
PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 6:01 pm    Author: killersbee    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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Daisy wrote:
The only thing worse than people thinking I'm chatting up Dan and going out with divvy is someone's teacher telling them chat ups!
:-D


HAHA! That's going on my Best Quotes of 2009! :lol:

No offence, Davey ;)


I have a few:

"I'm a cricketer, wanna see my bat?"
"So when were you on Blind Date, then?"

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Maud
PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 7:04 pm    Author: Maud    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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killersbee wrote:
Daisy wrote:
The only thing worse than people thinking I'm chatting up Dan and going out with divvy is someone's teacher telling them chat ups!
:-D


HAHA! That's going on my Best Quotes of 2009! :lol:

No offence, Davey ;)


I have a few:

"I'm a cricketer, wanna see my bat?"
"So when were you on Blind Date, then?"


Those are chat up lines??? Seriously???

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cookie_monster
PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 8:10 pm    Author: cookie_monster    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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How about...

"Do you know who I am?"
*Cringe*

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terryb
PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:49 pm    Author: terryb    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines

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How about?

You seem like a nice healthy young lady.
How would you like to share a shower with me?

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Maud
PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 10:54 pm    Author: Maud    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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Urrrrrm....

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